by alex on 08 Jun 2007 04:34
Very well said Ska man. I agree 100%. I can't wait for the shows. And, well, well, well, I read you're looking for a bass player (takes, loud, obnoxious deep breath) I just happen to know a thing or two about the bass. For your pleasure, here's my resume, and complete songlist that I can perform with a few months notice...
I can play ALL of So Lonely, (except for the improve part, after the guitar solo)
King of Pain I can do with my eyes closed, well one of them needs to stay open and look down at my hands. Actually, my strength in that song lies in the part that starts after, always, always, always be, king of pain.
Man in a Suitcase?? puuuleese. You only wish you could hear me do it. And I'm damn good, until the lyrics start. Singing and playing at the same time is not my strong point. I'll bet you're taking notes now. Not many people have the integrity to be honest in a resume like I do. And lastly...
Spirits, well what can I say (as my head bobs back and forth) I played it for Sting himself. The rendition of the chorus (all I know) almost brought tears to my eyes, I was that good. The part that I know, ba dum, ba dum, ba dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb. All Sting could do was turn away, and whisper.... wow. I think we all know what that means.
I know you're impressed, as I would be. It's ok, don't respond, take a laxative, and sleep on it. And tomorrow, have your people call my people. I'll need a fairly large advance to join the group btw.
Now, in all seriousness. Post when the band is gonna play. I'd love to go and post a writeup on this board. If you read this far, thanks for the indulgance. If in any way, you thought I was serious in this post, well... haha, the jokes on you. I do know all those parts though, so call me, hahah