by BABA on 11 Aug 2008 19:14
OK, here we go. But first, let me send a particular thank-you to Spec A! -- without the chronicles of your soundcheck adventure, I would never have lived (or even imagined) the tale set forth below. And now, on with the show.
Chapter 1
So my wife and I are being herded with the other soundcheckers from a holding pen up an escalator onto what I suppose is the corridor ringing the first deck of the arena. We can hear “Message in a Bottle” in progress, which almost causes the herd to stampede. The wranglers get us under control and tell us that we can’t go in yet (without giving any reasons). Of course, it turns out that the final “Message in a Bottle” has a surprise guest (NYPD drum corps) and a closed rehearsal makes some sense, but we don’t know that. Tension builds.
Eventually, we are led single-file to The Pit. First up is “Roxanne”, and about two dozen pre-determined non-me people are called up to the stage. I’ve been informed that a beloved member of this forum handled lead vocals, so I’ll let him tell his story without spoilers from me. Next up is “Every Breath You Take”, but despite my best efforts I am not called up. Now we are down to what could very well be the last chance ever, the pressure is on, there’s no tomorrow and I’m not going to fail for a lack of trying. My wife and I are doing jumping jacks like an infomercial, we give some assurances that we’ll sing, and we get the call. Sorry Public Television, but I told a teensy-weensy little white lie. And thank you Public Television, from the bottom of my heart, for letting us in and up.
We mount the MSG stage Sting-side. Whether or not Sting was actually there may sound like a ridiculous question, but I’ll never be able to answer it because I make a tunnelvision beeline to the drumset, hi-hat side. Peeking through the sub-cymbal slot above the Octobans, wearing my finest “Savannah Music Festival 2008” t-shirt (little Rhythmatist logo on the front), I calmly inquire with Stewart Copeland as to whether I can play along on his percussion rig. He says sure, but just not the tympanis. How about the gong? Sure, but just avoid those tympanis. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: do you know any world-touring musicians that will let a complete stranger loose on their instrument(s) just prior to a major performance? Yes, as a matter of fact, you do.
I ascend. Now, there’s been a lot of talk about the tour’s nostalgia element, and to some degree I’m sure that’s true. But at this particular moment, standing on an on-stage hydraulic lift high above The Police surrounded by what seems like about 300 crotales, chimes, splashes, finger cymbals, sound disks, rotosounds and who knows what else, I am not recalling or reliving the good old days of my long-gone youth. Rather, I am a present-day Kid in the Kinetic Kandy Shop. First order of business: GONG!!!
To be continued . . . .