by Kalypso on 31 Aug 2007 23:17
mt, weeeeeeellll, I think we were thinking of drawing up a statute when we went on hiatus (Bets going to concert and al, EL not feeling well, Lynne and I overwhelmed with work, the thread swallowed by the European Invasion- about freaking time they had their moment!).
Basically, you can be a floozie if
- You love Stewart to death but this is a given
- You like to drink or spill Orangina on people's clothes
- You indulge in talking about sports like polo or golf for reasons that have nothing to do with said sports
- You have no shame when it comes to Lemon and Cucumber satin shorts and related pictures
- You have a VERY active imagination, but you have enough class to hint at things, no ~~~~~~ behavior (no IN YOUR FACE statement on the forum)
- In real life, you love and respect Stewart as a human being, musician extraordinaire, husband, father and you are able to repress obvious feelings towards Mrs. Fiona's Luck by remembering that she makes Stewart happy, makes Stewart's children happy, makes a home for him and so you end up loving her by default.
- We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when and will all get drunk at Uncle Ian's memory (bless him).
How's that?
Do you have what it takes?
"Loa-ded, and ready for a-ction! [wink]"