In response to the earlier pages of this bizarre little thread:
You know, you stay up all bloody night to deal with flags and customs and time zones and bullshit, and what do people reward you with? Drum lines so straight you could hang wallpaper to them!
*snicker*
Smudge, my dove, yours is the worst non-mea culpa ever. For Gordo's sake, you volunteered to travel all over the country just to carry the Flag around! Moeskido has already deemed you one of the Unsung Heroes of the Flag, and he's absolutely right. So stop feeling bad that you tried to commit a loving, generous, selfless act. Silly rabbit. (And nice "Amnesty" line, btw.)
As for the rest, you people are a scream.
Although, wait -- so what's my secret? That I don't totally suck? Or that you people totally do? Cuz I don't think either is a particularly well-kept secret, let alone a dirty one.
Now for the love of Copeland, somebody cue "Guerilla":
thudda-thump-thump-splish thump-thu-thump-splish thump-thu-thump-splish thump-thump-splish thump-thudda-splish thudda-thump-splish thump-thump-splish thudda-thump-splish thudda-click. thunk. click-ticketyticketytick-tickety-(I won't even pretend to talk out the hihat bit)-splish dum da-dum dum-dudda-dum-dum. dum-dudda-dum dum da-da da-dum. dudda-dum dudda-dum dudda-dum-dum. dum dudda-dum dudda-dum da dudda-da-whump. . . .
Dramatic highlights & a unique musical cosmos. Guaranteed.