Stewart would never take his own chef along. First he'd go into the kitchen to play the pots and pans, with the chefs knives, suggesting his meal should be only made using only those items in the kitchen that provided a harmonious rhythmic atmosphere within the restaurant. The heat from the friction in the air caused by the movement of his arms would cook the ingredients to such perfection as to make Jamie Oliver weep. Stewart would suggest to Jamie that he keeps the olive oil as Stuart can scare the oil out of the fresh olives in the kitchen. His meal would be served in a Paiste ride cymbal that hadn't had the hole drilled in the middle yet. Then, because he's so awesome, he'd use his meal made for one, with the masses that had had been drown to the location with the majestic rhymic awesomeness that flows forth from his hands and feet.
He'd also have a lime spider for dessert because they taste nice, but sound scary.