STEWART COPELAND

by **DrummerDaveF** on 25 Jul 2007 01:04

Stewart would never take his own chef along. First he'd go into the kitchen to play the pots and pans, with the chefs knives, suggesting his meal should be only made using only those items in the kitchen that provided a harmonious rhythmic atmosphere within the restaurant. The heat from the friction in the air caused by the movement of his arms would cook the ingredients to such perfection as to make Jamie Oliver weep. Stewart would suggest to Jamie that he keeps the olive oil as Stuart can scare the oil out of the fresh olives in the kitchen. His meal would be served in a Paiste ride cymbal that hadn't had the hole drilled in the middle yet. Then, because he's so awesome, he'd use his meal made for one, with the masses that had had been drown to the location with the majestic rhymic awesomeness that flows forth from his hands and feet.

He'd also have a lime spider for dessert because they taste nice, but sound scary.

by **neonhunter** on 25 Jul 2007 01:12

You're a poet! :lol:

by **Kalypso** on 25 Jul 2007 02:04

You forgot the tequila!!!!

Website · by **jedsoon** on 25 Jul 2007 13:51

Okay, for dessert i'm having lime spider pie!

by **DirtyMartini** on 25 Jul 2007 13:54

HA!

Although I think if you put Copeland and Oliver in a kitchen together, the energy level alone would blow the roof off the joint.

by **ShiatsuGirl** on 25 Jul 2007 23:15

Ah, I'm extremely naive...and even Merriam-Webster's dictionary left me high and dry...

[quote]So Sting maybe is an arrogant eccentric metrosexual musician[/quote]

What the heck is a metrosexual?? :?:

by **TheEqualizer** on 25 Jul 2007 23:21

Quick definition of meterosexual: not gay but looks like it

by **Kalypso** on 25 Jul 2007 23:22

http://www.20minutos.es/data/img/2006/03/09/373997.jpg
David Beckam: THE ULTIMATE METROSEXUAL
Metrosexual: Usually gorgeous human being of masculine sex who takes care of his image, hair, body and BO as a normal woman would do, but that is in NO WAY a homosexual

by **ShiatsuGirl** on 25 Jul 2007 23:24

That was some serious eye candy!! :shock:

And thanks for the enlightenment!!!

See, I'm learning important stuff all ready :wink:

by **Kalypso** on 25 Jul 2007 23:24

P.S. and IMHO, Beckham is WAY hotter than Sting!

by **ShiatsuGirl** on 25 Jul 2007 23:45

Dunno, we'll have to get them in a lineup, and really take some serious 'judging' time :lol:

by **Kalypso** on 25 Jul 2007 23:51

How about 20 years younger, for a start?
Yes, he cannot play bass, but Sting cannot play soccer either!

by **empty** on 26 Jul 2007 00:22

And what do he and Stewart possibly have in common?
Well, I prefer Stew but both have fancy footwork and look great in shorts!

by **Kalypso** on 26 Jul 2007 00:48

Nothing: Stewart was actually interviewed about Beckham in the US and he was the only Police not to know who he was.
Beckham just exemplifies the concept of Metrosexual Par Excellence, which Shiatsu Girl had asked about.
Stewart has had, and probably still has, some metrosexual attitudes in the way "he worries about his clothes", and the infamous Animal Logic video, but apart from that, I would not define him particularly metrosexual.

Anti-metrosexuals: Kurt Cobain, Neil Young, anybody scruffy or excessively macho.

by **empty** on 26 Jul 2007 00:52

you couldn't give me fancy footwork and looks good in shorts?

STEWART COPELAND

Stewart fans look elsewhere - this is ridicilous Sting only

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