I know I'm a horrible, horrible person for this, but I have to admit that this made me laugh and laugh:
Liam Gallagher: 'My new band may still be named Oasis'
http://www.nme.com/news/oasis/48660
My fave is "Liam went on to explain that the band wouldn't play any songs written by Noel when they play live" (!), but be sure to read to the end for the sibling love.
Family dinners must be a trip.