STEWART COPELAND

by **georgygirl** on 23 Sep 2006 07:25

Fall Out is coming on Friday, October, 20.

I am in northeast México, Dive.

Monterrey, mountains's city.

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 26 Sep 2006 17:48

Read it.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the
policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!
(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous.
The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the
company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also
guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what
is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the
claim!

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW, FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!

ONLY IN AMERICA !

by **georgygirl** on 27 Sep 2006 03:57

You mean all America :?:

by **georgygirl** on 27 Sep 2006 04:36

Hey jedsoon, is a pleasure to see you beside me while I am posting...

You see, now I feel good without my mask :twisted:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 30 Sep 2006 17:21

I always regreted never learning to play the guitar when I was a kid.

Is it true you have to have big hands to be any good?

by **georgygirl** on 05 Oct 2006 03:05

I don't know how to manage, but I'm still shaking everytime I saw him, of course in a virtual way.

Anyway I like this happiness feeling that invades my soul with true joy...

So brat and mellow

Oh no no :!:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 05 Oct 2006 03:21

Stewart's a member of the mile high club, fo' shizzle, lol.

by **georgygirl** on 05 Oct 2006 03:35

Uhhhhhhhhhh :!:

Well, that is for Stewart, and do you know what is for KK :?:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 05 Oct 2006 04:39

Didn't Klark marry a sheep?

by Al on 05 Oct 2006 19:20

He did marry a sheep? :shock:

by **georgygirl** on 05 Oct 2006 22:21

by **georgygirl** on 05 Oct 2006 22:50

MMmmm.

I beg your pardon Mrs. Gradenko :?:

KK didn't marry yet :evil:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 19 Oct 2006 19:12

Fucking damn (better word?)! A friend of mine just dropped out of college, and is getting ready to go hitch hiking around the country, until he "finds where (he) should be". He's not planning on coming back, and is not brinding any money with him, or his car.

I'm really worried about him, nothing we say seems to be stopping him.

At first when he told us goodbye, we thought he was going to commit suicide (he's been really mopey for a while).... so I do feel better about this plan, although it's not much better. He would be living on the streets, and that and hitch hiking can both get him killed

by Al on 19 Oct 2006 19:19

Ok,but there's no need to blasphemy.

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 19 Oct 2006 19:28

Ehh I'm not a religous person, at all, it's just a curse word to me.

STEWART COPELAND

I have to make a confession.

About Stewart , Superman and other facts.

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