Stewart Copeland communicates on a frequency only animals can hear. You only experience his music due to tiny rifts in the time/space continuum he can bring about using certain drumming patterns and techniques.
The 2002 supersonic bloop [
http://tinyurl.com/jdzo4 ] heard across thousands of miles of open ocean was caused by Stewart Copeland's octobans.
Stewart Copeland has convinced you to post on this website through his secret powers of mind control. No tinfoil hat will help you now.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO STEWART COPELAND
Stewart Copeland is the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's storybook, man.