KopelandiK Glossary

[Madgrad]

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="Madgrad"]Can I just say how much ass this kicks?! TOOOOOO fun, TOWOS! [/quote]

That's because we are a kick-ass group of nutters!!! I hope we make Stewart proud... [/quote]


There is that. I don't see HOW Stewart could not get a chuckle out this!

[Tamadude]

What happened to the Blue Bell?

[Tamadude]

[quote="Kopelandik" : The words and phrases used exclusively by the members of the SC.net community.[/quote]

Please disregard my last post.

This explains why it was removed.

Makes total sense.

[TOWOS]

[quote="Tamadude"]What happened to the Blue Bell? [/quote]

Did you send this term and the def., TD?
Please send it again - just in case I lost it, I am doing this at the speed of light re: work overload...Not my intention to miss it...
And who removed your post?
If you did it, it's OK, but to me it was not offensive, only not associated with Stewart.

[Tamadude]

[quote="TOWOS And who removed your post?
If you did it, it's OK, but to me it was not offensive, only not associated with Stewart.[/quote]

TOWOS, I wasn't referring to the cameltoe post (i've surely seen worse gutter talk here!).
My posts weren't removed; just the 'drummer terms' from my page 12 entry were not on the updated lists anymore.
So I thought that they were taken off because of the new definition of Kopelandik; they were all terms that are NOT exclusively used by Nutters.....they are terms used in the mainstream drum world as well. But they do pertain to Stewart, so I was a bit confused too see them missing.
What I understood about the definition of Kopelandik was that to be on the list, the term can't be a regular mainstream word unless it holds a bona fide Nutter relevance. Is that correct?
I'm not as quite a seasoned veteran Nutter as so many of you are, so I really don't want to be stepping on anyone's toes with this project.
Hopefully when it's complete Gio or Stewart can give their stamps of approval before it gets cast in stone!
Your efforts are really appreciated T, along with everyone else who's contributed!
Fun Stuff!

[TOWOS]

This has happened by mistake, nobody meant to delete your technical terms (heck, I think I requested those!!!) and I remember adding them. The fact is, there is much cutting and pasting going on...

Tamadude, you can just retrieve the post that contained the version of the glossary with terms and definitions, and cut and paste them into the new one.

I have said this several times, but I think that repeating it is useful.
This is EVERYBODY'S glossary. There are no "seniority" rights or preferences, nor censorship of any kind (unless we say something really, really nasty that Gio would not approve here, of the troll behavior type or insults to any nutter).
Everybody can edit and add stuff. It's there for you guys. I would be happy for you to do it, because I am hitting a very very busy spot in my worktime.
So, just have fun with it, dude!!!

[AnyOther]

Flag Virgin (n) - Nutter in anticipation of first contact with flag before concert

Flag Virgin Territory (n) - pieces of the flag that have not been written on yet, in anticipation of the above

[TOWOS]

update Jan 22nd - Tamadude I must find your drummer terms, you said page 12?

(ASTERISKS INDICATE NEW ADDITIONS att. Bella)

Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)

Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi, Avitar)

ATW (acron.) - Documentary The Police Around the World.

Blingee - needs def.

Blingee addict - needs def.

BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

Beaver face (adj., n.): The Face, according to Taylor Hawkins


Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol

Cat (n.) – Sting described by the Maestro (see also Dog).

CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.

CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!

Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific

Cracked Rib (expression) – Infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horseplaying, totally involuntarily and of which we will never hear the end.

Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background

Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia ; also Stewart spelling for Dietmar

Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them

Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes

Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet – (as actually witnessed by nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon).

Dime (n.) - file sharing site

Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl

DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia

DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed

Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert

Dog (n.) – Self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)

Don’t letch my peeps (expression) - needs definition

Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter) Stalkity stalkity stalk....

Enabler (n.)- one who enables

Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert

Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.

Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”

The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius

Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert



Flagfluenza (n.) - illness caused by viruses present in the Flag, which is way beyond biohazard at this point

Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini

Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy

Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)

Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return

Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)

Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert

Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)

*Flagmistress - (n.) Dirty Martini

*Flag Virgin (n) - Nutter in anticipation of first contact with flag before concert

*Flag Virgin Territory (n) - pieces of the flag that have not been written on yet, in anticipation of the above

Flag-Whore - needs def.

Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo".

Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site

Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel

Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.

Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)

Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina

Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile

Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)

Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)

Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage

Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)

Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)

*Halliburton (p.n.) - Stewart's definition of the actual Police Tour organization.

Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes

Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband

Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (n., phr) - Admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro

Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers

Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression

Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression

Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man

Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert

Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate

Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire

Kazoo

Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages

Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)

Kinetic Kid (n.) - see above

King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)

Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"

*KopelandiK - Lingo used exclusively by the members of the SC.net community.

Krypton Green - Koolest Kolor on Earth for shoes, rings, clothes etc.

Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)

Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland

Letch (v.) – needs definition

Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes

LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lute – needs definition.

Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.

Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)

Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland

Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting

Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out

Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper

Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)

Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag

Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.

Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album

Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia

*OG & V (acron.) - Orangina and vodka (The Other way of Making a Screwdriver)

Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)

Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong) ; also an exclamation (often of wonder and joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)

Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies

Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs

Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)

Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau

Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.

Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)

Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)

Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.

Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too

Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll

Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience

*Stewart Copeland (R) - Pure Joy (att. English Lion), (var. the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent... *att. Sophie Yorke, a world in itself* att. TKE - OTHER DEFINITIONS WELCOME!)

Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland

Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate

Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles

Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon

Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention

Stick point (adj., n) - needs def.

Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away

Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)

Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting

Squib (v.) – undesirable result of striking said gong by missing the “sweet spot”.; also, per STEWART’s definition: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”

Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement

Taylor Hawkins - great drummer in Foo Fighters and Honorary Nutter (see Beaver face).

Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online

There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)

Thing of Beauty (expression) - definition of thing that pleases STEWART, esp. in relation to his beautiful, sparkling, blue drumkit

Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated

Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon

TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)

*Tourzilla (n.) - a roving musical or theatrical presentation that is of such a length, breadth, and scale as to be an absolute monster

Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little

Tube socks

Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat

Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena

Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice

Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)

Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule

White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)[/quote]

[TOWOS]

Tamadude HELP!

I cannot find your defs!!!

[Tamadude]

Wierd....I just copied them from page 12... The forum is posessed!!!

Blue Bell Ride - The Stewart Copeland Signature ride cymbal

Splash - smaller, quick sounding cymbals Stewart resurrected from the bigband era

Throne - Stewart's drum chair

Starclassic Maple - Stewart's brand of Tama drums

Police Blue Sparkle - customized color of Stewart's drums

Drum Tech - person in charge of Stewart's elaborate set up; aka Mr. Jeff Seitz

[GinaSuperCat]

I'm kinda behind on threads nowadaws but *awesome* thread TOWOS and great collaborations, all! I'll bet no one would feel out of the loop on any thread here now with this <cheers>

[TOWOS]

Thanks Tama!! Will do asap...I decided to keep a Word copy of the glossary so that no term/def gets lost.

Thank you Gina! Yes, there is the feeling that everybody on the board has the right to understand what we are talking about, from the latest newbie to STEWART - sometimes I think he might not.

This is what we're trying to do...make everybody know what they are getting into!!!

[TOWOS]

LATEST UPDATED VERSION.

N.B. Schmaffy and I have inserted the names of the authors of the definitions- She has done a much better job, as I am overwhelmed and forgetful. Please FEEL FREE to add your name to your contribution if you see it missing.

How to do it? Copy the glossary, paste it in a Post Reply field, add your edits, save and post.

HERE WE GO!!!

Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)

Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi, Avitar)

ATW (acron.) - Documentary The Police Around the World.

Blingee - needs def.

Blingee addict - needs def.

Blue Bell Ride - The Stewart Copeland Signature ride cymbal

BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

Beaver face (adj., n.): The Face, according to Taylor Hawkins

Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol

Cat (n.) – Sting described by the Maestro (see also Dog).

CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.

CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!

Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific

*Copelandia (n.) - 1. another name for stewartcopeland.net; 2. the land over which Stewart has complete monarchal dominion; 3. virtual home of Nutters worldwide (att. Schmaffy)

Cracked Rib (expression) – Infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horseplaying, totally involuntarily and of which we will never hear the end.

Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background

Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia ; also Stewart spelling for Dietmar

Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them

Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes

Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet – (as actually witnessed by nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon).

Dime (n.) - file sharing site

Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl

DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia

DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed

Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert

Dog (n.) – Self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)

Don’t letch my peeps (expression) - needs definition

Drum Tech - person in charge of Stewart's elaborate set up; aka Mr. Jeff Seitz

*Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter) Stalkity stalkity stalk....

Enabler (n.)- one who enables

Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert

Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.

Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”

The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius

Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert

*Flagfluenza (n.) - illness caused by viruses present in the Flag, which is way beyond biohazard at this point

Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini

Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy

Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)

Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return

Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)

Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert (att. DM)

*Flag Virgin (n) - Nutter in anticipation of first contact with flag before concert (att. anyother)

*Flag Virgin Territory (n) - pieces of the flag that have not been written on yet, in anticipation of the above (att. anyother)

Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)

Flag-Whore - needs def.

Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo". (att. Bets)

Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site

Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel

Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.

Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)

Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina

Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile

Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)

Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)

Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage

Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)

Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)

Halliburton (p.n.) - Stewart's definition of the actual Police Tour organization.

Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes

Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband

Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (n., phr) - Admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro

Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers

Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression

Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression

Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man

Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert

Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate

*Irish Wolfhound (n.) – definition of Stewart according to Sting (see also Dog)

Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire

Kazoo

Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages

Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)

Kinetic Kid (n.) - see above

King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)

Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"

KopelandiK - Lingo used exclusively by the members of the SC.net community.

Krypton Green - Koolest Kolor on Earth for shoes, rings, clothes etc.

Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)

Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland

Letch (v.) – needs definition

Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes

LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lute – needs definition.

Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.

Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)

Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland

Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting

Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out

Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper

Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)

Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag

Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.

Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album

Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia

*OG & V (acron.) - Orangina and vodka (The Other way of Making a Screwdriver)

Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)

Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong) ; also an exclamation (often of wonder and joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)

Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies

Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs

Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)

Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau

Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.

Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)

Police Blue Sparkle (p.n.) - customized color of Stewart's drums (att. Tamadude)

Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)

Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.

Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too

Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll

Splash (n.) - smaller, quick sounding cymbals Stewart resurrected from the bigband era (att. Tamadude)

Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience

Starclassic Maple - Stewart's brand of Tama drums (att. Tamadude)

*Stewart Copeland (R) - Pure Joy (att. English Lion), (var. the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent... *att. Sophie Yorke, a world in itself* att. TKE - OTHER DEFINITIONS WELCOME!)

Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland (att. Bets)

Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate

Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles

Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon

Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention

Stick point (adj., n) - needs def.

Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away (att. DM)

Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)

Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting

Squib (v.) – undesirable result of striking said gong by missing the “sweet spot”.; also, per STEWART’s definition: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”

Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement

Taylor Hawkins - great drummer in Foo Fighters and Honorary Nutter (see Beaver face).

Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online

There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)

Thing of Beauty (expression) - definition of thing that pleases STEWART, esp. in relation to his beautiful, sparkling, blue drumkit

Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated

Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon

Throne (n.)- Stewart's drum chair

TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)

*Tourzilla (n.) - a roving musical or theatrical presentation that is of such a length, breadth, and scale as to be an absolute monster

Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little

Tube socks

Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat

Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena

Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice

Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)

Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule

White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)

[Schmaffy]

Can you believe what's not on the list? Copelandia!!

Copelandia (n.) - 1. another name for stewartcopeland.net; 2. the land over which Stewart has complete monarchal dominion; 3. virtual home of Nutters worldwide

[TOWOS]

OMG!!!

Sometimes the most obvious things.....