quote="TOWOS"] update Jan 21st MARTIN LUTHER KINGS DAY IN THE US
(ASTERISKS INDICATE NEW ADDITIONS att. Bella)
Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)
Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi, Avitar)
ATW (acron.) - Documentary The Police Around the World.
*Blingee - needs def.
*Blingee addict - needs def.
BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people
Beaver face (adj., n.): The Face, according to Taylor Hawkins
Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol
Cat (n.) – Sting described by the Maestro (see also Dog).
CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.
CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!
Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific
Cracked Rib (expression) – Infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horseplaying, totally involuntarily and of which we will never hear the end.
Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background
Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia ; also Stewart spelling for Dietmar
Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them
Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes
Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet – (as actually witnessed by nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon).
Dime (n.) - file sharing site
Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl
DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia
DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed
Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert
Dog (n.) – Self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)
Don’t letch my peeps (expression) - needs definition
*Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter) Stalkity stalkity stalk....
Enabler (n.)- one who enables
Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert
Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.
Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”
The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius
Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert
*Flagfluenza (n.) - illness caused by viruses present in the Flag, which is way beyond biohazard at this point
Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini
Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy
Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)
Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return
Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)
Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert
Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref.
http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)
Flag-Whore - needs def.
Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo".
Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site
Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel
Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.
Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)
Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina
Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile
Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)
Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)
Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage
Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)
Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)
*Halliburton (p.n.) - Stewart's definition of the actual Police Tour organization.
Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes
Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband
Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (n., phr) - Admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro
Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers
Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression
Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression
Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man
Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert
Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate
Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire
Kazoo
Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages
Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)
Kinetic Kid (n.) - see above
King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)
Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)
Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"
*KopelandiK - Lingo used exclusively by the members of the SC.net community.
Krypton Green - Koolest Kolor on Earth for shoes, rings, clothes etc.
Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)
Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland
Letch (v.) – needs definition
Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes
LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lute – needs definition.
Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.
Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)
Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland
Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting
Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out
Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper
Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)
Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag
Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.
Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album
Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)
Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia
*OG & V (acron.) - Orangina and vodka (The Other way of Making a Screwdriver)
Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)
Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong) ; also an exclamation (often of wonder and joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)
Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies
Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs
Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)
Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau
Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.
Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)
Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)
Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.
Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too
Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll
Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience
*Stewart Copeland (R) - Pure Joy (att. English Lion), (var. the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent... *att. Sophie Yorke, a world in itself* att. TKE - OTHER DEFINITIONS WELCOME!)
Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland
Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate
Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles
Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon
Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention
Stick point (adj., n) - needs def.
Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away
Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)
Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting
Squib (v.) – undesirable result of striking said gong by missing the “sweet spot”.; also, per STEWART’s definition: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”
Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement
Taylor Hawkins - great drummer in Foo Fighters and Honorary Nutter (see Beaver face).
Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online
There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)
Thing of Beauty (expression) - definition of thing that pleases STEWART, esp. in relation to his beautiful, sparkling, blue drumkit
Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated
Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon
TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)
*Tourzilla (n.) - a roving musical or theatrical presentation that is of such a length, breadth, and scale as to be an absolute monster
Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little
Tube socks
Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat
Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena
Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice
Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)
Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule
White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)[/quote]
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