KopelandiK Glossary

[TOWOS]

[quote="SophieYorke"]Stewart Copeland himself could be a great option...[/quote]

That is a real challenge. It would take a book to define the man. To me, he is a world in itself. But this def. might not do him justice, so I won't add it.

Your thoughts, Soph?
Does Anyone Dare?

[Tamadude]

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="Tamadude"]Since the Floozies get "Mooseknucle" what about the opposite term "Cameltoe"?

As in: "There's the Knuckle, NOW SHOW HIM THE TOE!"

[/quote]We leave that to the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ of the world.
I would prefer not adding this, sorry, Tama!!quote]

Oops ma bad.

You're right. Probably a bit too extreme. Sorry if I offended anyone.

I should probably go back and ~~~ it.

[TOWOS]

[quote="Tamadude"][quote="TOWOS"][quote="Tamadude"]Since the Floozies get "Mooseknucle" what about the opposite term "Cameltoe"?

As in: "There's the Knuckle, NOW SHOW HIM THE TOE!"

[/quote]We leave that to the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ of the world.
I would prefer not adding this, sorry, Tama!!quote]

Oops ma bad.

You're right. Probably a bit too extreme. Sorry if I offended anyone.

I should probably go back and ~~~ it.

[/quote]

Nah, no offense, just not pertinent to the subject. I remember a video with three black girls that sang a song about Cameltoes a couple of years ago..it was Hilarious!!!!

[Pau]

Can somebody define the word on the dictionary?????

There are some that I don't know wth they are.

Greetings from the beach!!!!

See y'all!

[TOWOS]

[quote="Pau"]Can somebody define the word on the dictionary?????

There are some that I don't know wth they are.

Greetings from the beach!!!!

See y'all![/quote]


Most words have definitions, dear lucky girl on the beach. Some still don't. Which word were you referring to?

[SophieYorke]

[quote]That is a real challenge. It would take a book to define the man. To me, he is a world in itself. But this def. might not do him justice, so I won't add it.

Your thoughts, Soph?[/quote]

Uff, I feel shy about it... you know, I'm a newbie, so I think the person who finally does it should be an expert, a queen floozie or an old fan. It was because of the difficulty of the mission I was suggesting Stewart himself could do it (it would be fun to know what he says about himself in a few words), but this probably won't happen.

If I have to say what I think about him... Uhmm... For me the guy is inspiring, not only as an artist but also as a person (even when
I obviously don't know him personally). But you know, the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent... Everything that the people in this forum know so well. But of course, that doesn't fit as a glossary definition, so I´ll let that to the experts nutters.

[TOWOS]

[quote="SophieYorke"] I was suggesting Stewart himself could do it (it would be fun to know what he says about himself in a few words), but this probably won't happen.
[/quote]

It'd better not...since the only definitions of himself I heard were varying from "raging a$$hole" to "Dude! Crack a smile!". Like all smart human beings, he is pretty self-deprecating.

[English-lion]

Stewart Copeland = Pure Joy

(That what he means to me )

[TOWOS]

[quote="TOWOS"] update Jan 21st MARTIN LUTHER KINGS DAY IN THE US

(ASTERISKS INDICATE NEW ADDITIONS att. Bella)

Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)

Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi, Avitar)

ATW (acron.) - Documentary The Police Around the World.

BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

Beaver face (adj., n.): The Face, according to Taylor Hawkins


Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol

Cat (n.) – Sting described by the Maestro (see also Dog).

CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.

CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!

Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific

Cracked Rib (expression) – Infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horseplaying, totally involuntarily and of which we will never hear the end.

Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background

Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia ; also Stewart spelling for Dietmar

Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them

Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes

Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet – (as actually witnessed by nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon).

Dime (n.) - file sharing site

Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl

DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia

DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed

Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert

Dog (n.) – Self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)

Don’t letch my peeps (expression) - needs definition

*Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter) Stalkity stalkity stalk....

Enabler (n.)- one who enables

Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert

Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.

Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”

The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius

Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert

Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini

Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy

Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)

Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return

Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)

Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert

Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)

Flag-Whore - needs def.

Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo".

Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site

Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel

Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.

Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)

Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina

Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile

Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)

Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)

Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage

Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)

Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)

*Halliburton (p.n.) - Stewart's definition of the actual Police Tour organization.

Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes

Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband

Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (n., phr) - Admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro

Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers

Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression

Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression

Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man

Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert

Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate

Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire

Kazoo

Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages

Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)

Kinetic Kid (n.) - see above

King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)

Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"

Krypton Green - Koolest Kolor on Earth for shoes, rings, clothes etc.

Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)

Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland

Letch (v.) – needs definition

Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes

LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lute – needs definition.

Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.

Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)

Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland

Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting

Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out

Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper

Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)

Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag

Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.

Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album

Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia

Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)

Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong) ; also an exclamation (often of wonder and joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)

Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies

Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs

Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)

Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau

Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.

Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)

Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)

Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.

Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too

Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll

Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience

*Stewart Copeland (R) - Pure Joy (att. English Lion), (var. the intelligence he shows, the sense of humor, the clarity, the talent... *att. Sophie Yorke, a world in itself* att. TKE - OTHER DEFINITIONS WELCOME!)

Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland

Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate

Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles

Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon

Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention

Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away

Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)

Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting

Squib (v.) – undesirable result of striking said gong by missing the “sweet spot”.; also, per STEWART’s definition: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”

Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement

Taylor Hawkins - great drummer in Foo Fighters and Honorary Nutter (see Beaver face).

Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online

There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)

Thing of Beauty (expression) - definition of thing that pleases STEWART, esp. in relation to his beautiful, sparkling, blue drumkit

Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated

Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon

TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)

*Tourzilla (n.) - a roving musical or theatrical presentation that is of such a length, breadth, and scale as to be an absolute monster

Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little

Tube socks

Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat

Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena

Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice

Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)

Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule

White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)[/quote]

[luddite lady]

I have another contribution. How about Tourzilla?

[TOWOS]

[quote="luddite lady"]I have another contribution. How about Tourzilla?[/quote]

Do you have a definition for it too? That would be great!!

[luddite lady]

It's DM that uses the term most. I think she could give the best defintion.

[Tamadude]

[quote="luddite lady"]It's DM that uses the term most. I think she could give the best defintion.[/quote]

She could definitely give better definitions than I. So could a lot of you other nutters. You people are freakin' smart. Lawyers, doctors, teachers, MBAs, PHD's......it feels like I'm on a MENSA board sometimes here.

I'm enjoying witnessing the evolution of this works!

[bella]

TOWOS, I don't know if anyone suggested this already, but maybe you could put an asterisk * before new entries for easy reading?

xoxo

[TOWOS]

[quote="bella"]TOWOS, I don't know if anyone suggested this already, but maybe you could put an asterisk * before new entries for easy reading?

xoxo[/quote]

Sure, does not cost anything...however, I repeat, this is not my baby, so anyone who wants to contribute can also cut, paste the text of their contribution at the right place in the glossary. It is for anybody to share.

I'm asking this because I do things at the speed of light while I work, so being hurried/forgetful/wanting to put the term in, but not having the time to do it properly happens to moi....