KopelandiK Glossary

[shyvixen]

*applause*

Great job TOWOS and Schmaffy!

[TOWOS]

2nd update as received - Jan 18

Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)

Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi)

BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

ATW (acron.) - Documentary The Police Around the World.

Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol

Cat (n.) – Sting described by the Maestro (see also Dog).

CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.

CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!

Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific

Cracked Rib (expression) – Infamous accident during which the Maestro broke Sting's rib while horseplaying, totally involuntarily and of which we will never hear the end.

Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background

Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia ; also Stewart spelling for Dietmar

Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them

Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes

Diet (n.) - Stewart's diet – (as actually witnessed by nutters: burger, fries, tequila, mysterious Italian food, Asian Noodles, mysterious Japanese snacks (immediately spit/puked in ATW), watermelon).

Dime (n.) - file sharing site

Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl

DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia

DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed

Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert

Dog (n.) – Self-description of the Maestro in relation to Sting (see also Cat)

Don’t letch my peeps (expression) - needs definition

Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter)

Enabler (n.)- one who enables

Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert

Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.

Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!”

The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius

Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert

Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini

Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy

Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)

Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return

Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)

Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert

Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)

Flag-Whore - needs def.

Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo".

Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site

Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel

Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.

Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)

Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina

Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile

Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)

Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)

Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage

Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)

Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)

Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes

Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband

Hola, Gracias, Tequila, Dònde Està mi Caballo (n., phr) - Admittedly, the entire Spanish vocabulary used by the Maestro

Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers

Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression

Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression

Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man

Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert

Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate

Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire

Kazoo

Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages

Kinetic (adj.) - relating to the motion of material bodies and the forces associated therewith; an apt description for the Kinetic Kid, the Man's alter ego (see also Klark Kent)

Kinetic Kid (n.) - see above

King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man, Kinetic, Kinetic Kid)

Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"

Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)

Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland

Letch (v.) – needs definition

Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes

LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lute – needs definition.

Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.

Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)

Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland

Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting

Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out

Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper

Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)

Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag

Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.

Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album

Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia

Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)

Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong) ; also an exclamation (often of wonder and joy) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)

Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies

Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs

Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)

Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau

Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.

Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)

Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)

Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.

Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too

Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll

Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience

Stewart Copeland

Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland

Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate

Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles

Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon

Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention

Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away

Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)

Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting

Squib (v.) – undesirable result of striking said gong by missing the “sweet spot”.; also, per STEWART’s definition: “Sort of like a premature ejaculation. There’s nothing for it so I take a big swing for the big hit. Problem is, I’m just fractionally too far away and the beater misses the sweet spot and the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib.”

Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement

Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online

There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)

Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated

Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon

TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)

Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little

Tube socks

Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat

Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena

Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice

Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)

Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule

White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)

[SophieYorke]

[quote]Fart (n. ) – Vendetta tool of the Maestro, who famously took revenge on his Brother Ian (see Leroy Coolbreeze, maybe with reference to the incident) that had embarrassed him in a public restaurant with said weapon. The Maestro used the same weapon once they were back in the car with the windows shut.

Fart (v.) – Used by the Maestro in ATW (see acronyms) to describe the effect of his appreciation of Japanese food: “Great, now I’ll be farting in Japanese!” [/quote]

Hahaha! That's disgusting people. I now have to recover from that totally undesirable image of Stewart that took place in my mind.

[TOWOS]

Thank you Sh.!

This is a KolleKtive work, though. Feel free to contribute (es. we need a definition for Flag Whore, Lute and other items, or if you remember something that is missing...)

[TOWOS]

[quote="SophieYorke"]
Hahaha! That's disgusting people. I now have to recover from that totally undesirable image of Stewart that took place in my mind. [/quote]

I know, Soph. Nasty, but true and documented (1st by Leroy C. himself, and 2nd caught on tape in ATW...)

[SophieYorke]

[quote]I know, Soph. Nasty, but true and documented (1st by Leroy C. himself, and 2nd caught on tape in ATW...)[/quote]

Hua!, I'd love to see it, even if I later have to wash my brain to erase that awful image!

[quote]BTW, in Jackie's vid (which, to me, is the best vid EVER...all my favorite Stew moments are there...) he is eating some Asian noodles. Our Multikultural Maestro!!!![/quote]

Aha, I thought they were a kind of tagliatelle... And yes, that video is the best!!

[TOWOS]

Well, I thought I saw some chopsticks there...I never learned to use them, and they look at me horrified in SF when we go to an oriental place and I ask for a fork....

[TheEqualizer]

[quote="TOWOS"]Well, I thought I saw some chopsticks there...I never learned to use them, and they look at me horrified in SF when we go to an oriental place and I ask for a fork.... [/quote]

Don't feel bad. My wife is Asian and she always ask for a fork when we have Chinese or Japanese.

[TOWOS]

[quote="TheEqualizer"][quote="TOWOS"]Well, I thought I saw some chopsticks there...I never learned to use them, and they look at me horrified in SF when we go to an oriental place and I ask for a fork.... [/quote]

Don't feel bad. My wife is Asian and she always ask for a fork when we have Chinese or Japanese.[/quote]

It feels good not to be alone...when you dine in SanFran it is a pretty snobbish experience.

[SophieYorke]

[quote]quote="TheEqualizer"][quote="TOWOS"]Well, I thought I saw some chopsticks there...I never learned to use them, and they look at me horrified in SF when we go to an oriental place and I ask for a fork.... [/quote]

Really? Well, that's one advantage of living at the end of the world... Nobody uses chopsticks when they are having oriental food at a restaurant!! We do always use a fork.. So, don't feel bad, you see that in other places people is much more uncivilized...

[TOWOS]

Point Reyes, the Westernest Point in All of the Americas

P.S. They advertise it this way, I KNOW about the existence of Alaska...

[SophieYorke]

Haha, thanks to you Towos! Well girl, at least you live in the United States... You can basically get as many Police Concerts you want (or can afford) and seeing all those amazing bands that will never come to Chile because is so far... I love Chile, but sometimes I would like to live in a place where good shows and all the things I love don't be an exception in a very poor escene. For example: I love Radiohead but I've never seen them live! That sucks. And if I want to go to England or Europe to see them, I would have to mortgage my house... Not good at all.

I don't know if Chile is important to The Police or Stewart... Anyway, there are lots of people who love them here. So we hope they -or Stewart by himself - come back anytime. That could make my year!!!

[English-lion]

Mooseknuckle

[TOWOS]

[quote="SophieYorke"]Haha, thanks to you Towos! Well girl, at least you live in the United States... You can basically get as many Police Concerts you want (or can afford)



Dearest girl,

THEY HAVE NOT COME BACK TO THE WEST SINCE MAY!!!!
And however, I was "enabled" for my first concert and could only afford another one - or hubs would divorce me...

That sucks. And if I want to go to England or Europe to see them, I would have to mortgage my house...

SAME HERE!!! Do you know that your currency is apparently worth more than the US dollar these days??

I don't know if Chile is important to The Police or Stewart...
I can't really say if Andy has very fond memories of the first time (dictatorship etc.), and....is anything important to Sting? But I am sure that Stewart has appreciated the warmth and affection of the people and of the SA fans.

One of my best friends is Chilean and I know another person who actually works for the government of Michelle Bachelet (she lives here but she is in Santiago now)...I cannot let her know that I am a SC fan or I think she will never speak to me again!!!

[irishrose1969]

Great job everyone. Laughing my ass off as we speak. This is brilliant.
We have our own language with dictionary.

Visions, you did it again. Thunk.

Hottie Avitar of Stewart