KopelandiK Glossary

[TOWOS]

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Asshat (n.)- a general nuisance to others in close proximity (also see Twatwaffle)

Avi (n.) – shorthand for Avatar (var. Ava, Avvi)

BOOM (n.) - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

Boozie (n.) – a Floozie with a great love for alcohol

CHA! (n.) - Police former battle cry, no longer performed in public. To bring back the CHA! is Plutonic’s personal crusade.

CHA! Ball (n.) - beach balls lobbed onto the stage during a Police performance in order to attempt to inspire Stingo to let loose the CHA!

Checkered Bermuda (n.) - see Gooberific

Craig Betts (n.) – champion collector whom you don't recognize without a toilet in the background

Deitmar (sic) (n.) - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia

Depends (n.) – protective undergarments necessary for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when Stewart points at them

Derange (v.) - to fuck with and remash Police tunes

Diet (Stewart's) - well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat , watermelon, and tequila

Dime (n.) - file sharing site

Dinner Tales (n.) - the Gospel according to Stewart Copeland - also where you can find Georgy Girl

DirtyMartini (n.) - oracle of stewartcopeland.net, Flagmistress of the flag of Copelandia

DisasterGate (n.) – Stewart’s private little joke on his private little site (ref: Stewart’s May 31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed

Disaster Gig (n.) – the May 30, 2007 Police Concert

Easter egg deliverer (n.) - (variation: Easter egg painter)

Enabler (n.)- one who enables

Enable, to (v.) - to make it possible, often through financial means, for another person to attend a concert

The Face (n.) - proper name representing the various muscular contortions on the visage of Stewart Copeland that indicate concentration and musical genius

Flagbearer (n.) - authorized holder of the sacred sakrament at a Police concert

Flagmistress (n.) – title for Dirty Martini

Flag of Copelandia Anthem (n.) - Flag praise song written and performed by BongoBoy

Flag Mission Statement (n.) - The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival (att. Dirty Martini)

Flag Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who carries the Flag around and receives no glory in return

Flag Point (n.) – recognition received from Stewart by the Flagbearer during a Police concert (var. what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger)

Flag-Spotting (n.) - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert

Flag, the (n.) – official symbol of love and recognition shown to Stewart during as many Police concerts as possible. Organized by Dirty Martini and created by Moeskido. (ref. http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted)

Floozie (n.) - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. (Floozie names usually rhyme with Floozie, i.e. boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie) Origin: the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", which states, "but This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo".

Freinds (sic) (n.) - folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site

Fuck da Weasel (phr.) - fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel

Giga (n.) -file sharing site. Shorthand for Gigasize.

Gooberific (adj.) - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. (see Stewart Copeland)

Good after 1 beer (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Argentina

Good after 4 beers (phr.) – ill-fated comment by Stewart regarding the female President of Chile

Good Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong. (see also Oh My Gong)

Gong Om Nom Nom (phr.) – the sound of Stewart’s gong eating other musicians, small children, naysayers, etc. (var. just because Sockii likes it)

Gong Time (n.) - the time the Police hit the stage

Gordo (n.) – nickname for Sting (var. an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affectionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile)

Green shorts (n.) - (var. shorty shorts)

Headband (n.) – necessary concert attire for Stewart to help keep sweat out of his eyes

Headband Minion (n.) - the most desirable job in all of Copelandia – necessary so Stewart does not forget to wear his headband

Holidarian (n.) - multi-holiday observers

Holy Mother of Crap (phr.) - expression

Holy Snappin' arseholes (phr.) - expression

Humuna Humuna (phr.) - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man

Idaho (n.) - American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert

Infamous Blog (n.) - see DisasterGate

Jose (n.) – resident of Lima, Peru anxiously awaiting a Police concert in his hometown. Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire

Kazoo

Kazoozie (n.) - Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult beverages

Kinetic

King Of Pain (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Klark Kent (n.) - The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic). (See Stewart Copeland, Maestro, The Man)

Klosure (n.) - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandik, it is spelled with a "K"

Leroy (n.) - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)

Leroy Coolbreeze (n.) – nickname for Ian Copeland

Lobotomize (v.) - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes

LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LueAnn, to - ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maestro, the (n.) – nickname for Stewart Armstrong Copeland, Esq.

Magic Stingdom (n.) - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)

Man, the (n.) - see Stewart Copeland

Merry Happy (phr.) - multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting

Mini-flag (n.) - The Flag's evil miniature twin who drinks, smokes & passes out

Minion (n.) – one “connected” with Stewart, or a designated helper

Mission control (n.) – place of rest, relaxation, recuperation, and scheduling of the Flag (var. Dirty Martini’s house)

Moeskido (n.) – creator of the Flag

Mooseknuckle (n.) – a sight all Floozies hope to see from close range. Usually associated with white pants.

Naysayers (n.) – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint who don't believe the Police will record a new album

Newcastle Bard (n.) – nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure)

Nutter (n.) - active member of Copelandia

Oh, For Phuck's Sake (phr.) – expression (att. Phaty)

Oh My Gong (phr.) - an exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong (see also Good Gong)

Orangina (n.)- preferred mixer of Floozies

Parmahams (n.) - LueAnn's legs

Petulant Pansy (n.)- nickname for Sting. (see Stingo, Gordo, Klosure)

Phen Bratz (n.) - teen nutters, including but not limited to Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, and Pau

Philly (n.) – Not-(yet)-rescheduled Police show with the highest rate of Nutters attending.

Pledge (phr.) – The Pledge of Copelandia: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all. (att. Sockii)

Roozie (n.) - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)

Sally (n.) - plastic love, inflatable. Recently seen in Madison Square Garden.

Second hand concert happiness/ Second hand joy (n.) - when someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too

Sicilian Sex God (n.) - troll

Squee (onomat.) - pre-concert anticipatory screams of delight

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (onomat.) - post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience

Stewart Copeland

Stew-BQ (n.) - when the media roasts Stewart Copeland

Stewgate (n.) - see DisasterGate

Stewmorabilia (n.)- Stewart Copeland collectibles

Stewpalooza (n.) - a Stewart Copeland music listening marathon

Stewstock (n.) - proposed future SC.net Konvention

Stingfluenza (n.) - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away

Stingo (n.) - loving nickname for Sting (att. Stewart Copeland)

Stink (n.) - derogatory nickname for Sting

Surprise people, surprise myself (phr.) - Stingo's mission statement

Text Mule (n.) - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online

There is No Bigger Gong (phr.) - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (var. The Equalizer's auto-signature)

Threadjacking (v.) - when posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated

Thunk (onomat.) - a Stewart swoon

TKE (n.) - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)

Tssssst (onomat.) - when you pee your pants just a little

Tube socks

Twatwaffle (n.) - see asshat

Upgrade (n.) - sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena

Vater (n.) – Stewart’s drumstick of choice

Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public, etc. (var. "I'm all choked up", "I'm speechless", "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry", etc.)

Watermelon (n.) – 1. beverage mixer; 2. (and Happiness) color of very successful Summer Shirt created by Policerule 3. the only food that is confirmed that STEWART has ever eaten.

White pants (n.) - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy
Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband (see also Mooseknuckle)

[TheEqualizer]

I thought that the definition of watermelon would be "the only food that is confirmed that STEWART has eaten" or something like that.

[TOWOS]

[quote="TheEqualizer"]I thought that the definition of watermelon would be "the only food that is confirmed that STEWART has eaten" or something like that.[/quote]

We can certainly add, thanks for providing the def.
BTW, there is a picture of him with a yogurt, but he's staring into it more than eating it, and the caption says that food is the second best thing in the world...
Wondering what's first.

[samburusunset]

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="TheEqualizer"]I thought that the definition of watermelon would be "the only food that is confirmed that STEWART has eaten" or something like that.[/quote]

We can certainly add, thanks for providing the def.
BTW, there is a picture of him with a yogurt, but he's staring into it more than eating it, and the caption says that food is the second best thing in the world...
Wondering what's first.
[/quote]

There's a vid of him eating a hamburger and fries. I think it was at the Grammies.

[sixteenlaps]

Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"

[samburusunset]

[quote="sixteenlaps"]Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"[/quote]


That's it, Girl!!
So, Stewart has a well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat and tequila

[TOWOS]

[quote="samburusunset"][quote="sixteenlaps"]Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"[/quote]


That's it, Girl!!
So, Stewart has a well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat and tequila [/quote]

Where's the vid???

[sixteenlaps]

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="samburusunset"][quote="sixteenlaps"]Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"[/quote]


That's it, Girl!!
So, Stewart has a well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat and tequila [/quote]

Where's the vid??? [/quote]

12th vid down on the page. if you have a TPT membership
http://www.thepolice.com/exclusives/video.php

[samburusunset]

[quote="sixteenlaps"][quote="TOWOS"][quote="samburusunset"][quote="sixteenlaps"]Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"[/quote]


That's it, Girl!!
So, Stewart has a well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat and tequila [/quote]

Where's the vid??? [/quote]

12th vid down on the page. if you have a TPT membership
http://www.thepolice.com/exclusives/video.php[/quote]


Just watched that again. Good times! That was almost a year ago- WOW!
"Dick head!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Trudie's OK sometimes )

[sixteenlaps]

[quote="samburusunset"][quote="sixteenlaps"][quote="TOWOS"][quote="samburusunset"][quote="sixteenlaps"]Good catch SS. Doesnt he say something like "This was a very good hamburger two hours ago, and now its cold"[/quote]


That's it, Girl!!
So, Stewart has a well-rounded diet of dairy, red meat and tequila [/quote]

Where's the vid??? [/quote]

12th vid down on the page. if you have a TPT membership
http://www.thepolice.com/exclusives/video.php[/quote]

I cant believe it either, I think between graduating High School, seeing the Police, and going to College, too much happened in the year to make it slow and memorable. Instead it is more of a mash of memories.

Just watched that again. Good times! That was almost a year ago- WOW!
"Dick head!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Trudie's OK sometimes )[/quote]

[TOWOS]

Of course I do not have a TPT membership!

But I cannot complain, since I did not want to pay $100...

[TOWOS]

Anyway, I added the Diet (complete with watermelon) to the glossary.
BTW....
For those who have the Drum Clinic vid, Stewart is conspicuously eating something at his favorite Italian restaurant in LA with Daniel Hope, but I could not tell what from the vid. I noticed his impeccable "public" table manners, but could not tell wtf he ordered. It looked like an ossobuco w/potatoes or a very dark lasagna....

[Divemistress of the Dark]

Geez, y'all really put some work into this! Great job with the transcription there, Ellie...

Sorry I haven't been around to help much, I'm up to my ass in a political campaign...Back around early/mid Feb., though (and no, I won't say publicly which one...

[Tamadude]

HOLY MOLY!

Unbelieeeeeevable job, nutters!

This thing has grown like a chia-pet in mere hours!

Fuckin' eh!

[TOWOS]

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]Geez, y'all really put some work into this! Great job with the transcription there, Ellie...

Sorry I haven't been around to help much, I'm up to my ass in a political campaign...Back around early/mid Feb., though (and no, I won't say publicly which one...[/quote]

No worries, you're doing good work for your country. I don't vote, but your candidate actually would get my vote because the one I like has no chance in hell or heaven!!!

Glad you liked the glossary. The transcription is Schmaffy's job. She has done a wonderful job of ordering the mess!!!