KopelandiK Glossary

[English-lion]

Flag mistress........
mission control..........

[policerule]

i see white pants were added to the list...

anyone want to take that one?

[smudge]

[quote="policerule"]i see white pants were added to the list...

anyone want to take that one? [/quote]

Hmm. A wardrobe choice that shouldn't look as good as it does?

[SophieYorke]

One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband??

[English-lion]

[quote="policerule"]i see white pants were added to the list...

anyone want to take that one? [/quote]

I think we just need the visual

[dafttart]

If we have "Squee - Pre-concert anticipation screams of delight", can we also have,

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience!

[Chatchka]

As Marq says on the "You've come a long way DM" thread,

CHA!-nesse

I think he defined it as the way in which STEWART gives love.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one, Marq!

[bella]

[quote="TOWOS"][quote="policefan"]verklemmt[/quote]

R U Jewish, pf?


btw, the yiddish sp. is "verklempt", do we use verklemmt here in KopelandiK?[/quote]

I believe this term can be attributed to me, as phaty and I had a discussion on it's meaning and usage some time ago. sere discussion here http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... 3940#43940 Therefore, the spelling would be "verklempt", because that's how I spell it. And it means, "I'm all choked up" or "I'm speechless" or "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry" and similar variations.

Thank you.

p.s. please add "Naysayers" to the list with definition of: "those exhibiting a negative viewpoint and don't believe The Police will record a new album".

[Rusty James]

DirtyMartini: Oracle of Stewart Copeland.net, creator of the flag of Copelandia.

[Schmaffy]

Finally thought of a new one! (feel free to cut down the world's longest definition, if necessary)

BOOM - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people

[policefan]

[quote=bella]the spelling would be "verklempt", because that's how I spell it. And it means, "I'm all choked up" or "I'm speechless" or "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry" and similar variations.

Thank you. [quote]


Bella, I like your definition better!

[TOWOS]

Updated Dictionary Jan 17:
Naysayers – nutters exhibiting a negative viewpoint and don't believe The Police will record a new album.
BOOM - the sound of the universe spontaneously combusting at the moment in which Dirty Martini and Divemistress of the Dark are finally in the same place at the same time, proving once and for all that they are indeed two different people
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Post-concert screams of delight especially if one has been on the end of some Flag-love/a shout-out/a face-pulling contest or a generally fucking awesome concert experience!
Flag mistress.
Mission control
DirtyMartini: Oracle of Stewart Copeland.net, creator of the flag of Copelandia.
Gooberific - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. See Stewart Copeland.
Derange - to fuck with and remash Police tunes
(c.p. Lobotomize - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes)
Flag-Spotting - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert
to enable - to make it possible (often through financial means) for another person to attend a concert
enabler - one who enables.
Sally - plastic love, inflatable.
Text Mule - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online.
Flag Mule - poor schmuck who carries Flag around and receives no glory in return.
Magic Stingdom - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)
Stingfluenza - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away
Disaster Gig - May 30, 2007 Police Concert_
Flag of Copelandia Anthem - Flag Praise song written and performed by BongoBoy
DisasterGate - Stew's private little joke on his private little site (May31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed.
Asshat - a general nuisance to others in close proximity.
Twatwaffle- see asshat
Holidarian- Multi-holiday observers
Stew-BQ- when the media roasts SC
Stewmorabilia- SC collectibles
Nutter - active member of Copelandia
Maestro ' STEWART ARMSTRONG COPELAND, ESQ.
THE Flag - http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted
Flagbearer - Authorized holder of the sacred sakrament.
Flag - Mission Statement (by DM): The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival
Miniflag - The flag's evil miniature twin (drinks, smokes & passes out)
Freinds: Folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site
Deitmar - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia
LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LueAnn (to) - ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Merry Happy - Multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting
Parmahams - LueAnn's legs
Squee - Pre-concert anticipation screams of delight
Depends - Undergarments-- for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when stewart points at them!
CHA! - Police battle cry
CHA! Balls
Floozie - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. floozie names usually rhyme with floozie, ie boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie.
The origin of this term is the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", "But This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo"
TSSSSST! - when you pee your pants just a little
Roozie - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)
Boozie and other variations
Easter egg deliverer
(variation: Easter egg painter)
Gordo- Sting, but also an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affecionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile.
Giga -file sharing site
Dime - file sharing site
Avi (and all the spelling variations I noticed)
Holy Mother of Crap! (expression)
Oh, For Phuck's Sake! (expression)
Holy Snappin' arseholes! (expression)
Sicilian Sex God - Troll
THUNK! - (onomat.) A Stew swoon
Phen Bratz - Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, Pau, all the teen nutters (add names)
Stink: derogatory nickname for Sting
Dinner Tales - the Gospel according to STEWART COPELAND - also where you can find Georgy Girl
Oh My Gong, Good Gong, etc. - An exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong
Gong Time - The time the band hits the stage
There is No Bigger Gong - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (also The Equalizer's signature)
Orangina - Preferred mixer of Floozies
Vater: SC’s drumstick of choice
Flag Point - what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger
Stewpalooza (a SC music listening marathon)
Stewstock (proposed future SC.net Konvention
The Face
Tube socks
Jose - Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire
Stingo - loving (always) nickname for Sting
also the way Stewart (sometimes)calls Sting
Humuna Humuna - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man
Fuck da Weasel - Fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel
Gong Om Nom Nom (just because sockii likes it)
Minion
Headband
(or maybe even Headband Minion? The most desirable job in all of Copelandia.)
The Man - see STEWART (in all caps)
Leroy Coolbreeze - Ian Copeland
Leroy - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)
Kazoo
Kazoozie (Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult bevvies)
Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public and that kind of stuff!
"I'm all choked up" or "I'm speechless" or "You've warmed my heart I think I might cry" and similar variations.
Klosure - Sting's favorite word since the beginning of 2007 tour. In Kopelandic, it is spelled with a "K".
Kinetic
Klark Kent - see STEWART, Maestro, The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic).
Infamous Blog - see anything related to Disaster and little private site
Petulant Pansy - see Stingo, Gordo
Idaho - (American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert).
Craig (Champ collector whom you don't recognize him w/out toilet in background)
Upgrade: sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena.
Newcastle Bard: see Sting, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure
Watermelon (beverage mixer or color of very successful Summer Shirt created by PR)
White pants - One of the hottest garments ever, just in the same category as the Leroy Coolbreeze T-Shirt, the shorty shorts or the headband?
Mooseknuckle - companion to the white pants
green shorts (aka shorty shorts)
checkered Bermuda (see Gooberific)
Pledge (By sockii): I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all
Stewgate - see Disaster gig
TKE - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)
Second hand concert happiness - When someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too
Good after 1 beer: Pres. of Argentina
Good after 4 beers: Pres. of Chile
Surprise people, surprise myself - Stingo's mission statement
Threadjacking - When posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelated


ACRONYMS
ES - Everyone Stares
OTL- One Train Later
TPT - The Police (ex Tour)
ELTSDIM- Every Little Thing She does Is Magic
GITM- Ghost In The Machine
PYP Pee Your Pants
MSG Madison Square Garden
E-L English Lion
SC.net: StewartCopeland.net

[TOWOS]

All your defs have been added - you are terrific!!
(I did not include smudge's definition of white pants yet because, in my impaired understanding, I don't get it...would you please explain it again?)

Please come up, you witty people, with THE FACE definition...eagerly waiting for it, for it's the most challenging!!

Also, the dic can be alphabetized by copying it in Excel, Tamad. But I want it to be complete before doing so.
Agree?

[Schmaffy]

[quote]Also, the dic can be alphabetized by copying it in Excel, Tamad. But I want it to be complete before doing so.
Agree?[/quote]

I'm working right now on a little something in that regard...

[TheEqualizer]

How about Mooseknuckle, the companion to White Pants.