Updated Dictionary:
Gooberific - quality or state of being endearingly goofy, dopey, and/or dorky without losing an ounce of cool. See Stewart Copeland.
Derange - to fuck with and remash Police tunes
(c.p. Lobotomize - to fuck with and remash Oysterhead tunes)
Flag-Spotting - mindnumbingly ridiculous tips penned to make it easy/easier for Stewart to spot the Flag during a concert
to enable - to make it possible (often through financial means) for another person to attend a concert
enabler - one who enables.
Sally - plastic love, inflatable.
Text Mule - poor schmuck who receives text messages from concert-goer and posts them online.
Flag Mule - poor schmuck who carries Flag around and receives no glory in return.
Magic Stingdom - Sting's Italian castle (not to be confused with Sting's other castles)
Stingfluenza - an insidious, irritating, widespread lurgy that simply will not go away
Disaster Gig - May 30, 2007 Police Concert_
Flag of Copelandia Anthem - Flag Praise song written and performed by BongoBoy
DisasterGate - Stew's private little joke on his private little site (May31, 2007 post) and the ensuing whirlwind of Stew-BQs that followed.
Asshat - a general nuisance to others in close proximity.
Twatwaffle- see asshat
Holidarian- Multi-holiday observers
Stew-BQ- when the media roasts SC
Stewmorabilia- SC collectibles
Nutter - active member of Copelandia
Maestro ' STEWART ARMSTRONG COPELAND, ESQ.
THE Flag -
http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... lag+wanted
Flagbearer - Authorized holder of the sacred sakrament.
Flag - Mission Statement (by DM): The First Law of The Flag is Flag Survival
Miniflag - The flag's evil miniature twin (drinks, smokes & passes out)
Freinds: Folks who are proud to hang out at Stewart's private little site
Deitmar - Police Uber-fan & Police encyclopedia
LueAnn - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LueAnn (to) - ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Merry Happy - Multipurpose, non-offensive seasonal greeting
Parmahams - LueAnn's legs
Squee - Pre-concert anticipation screams of delight
Depends - Undergarments-- for long lineups & for squeeing peeps when stewart points at them!
CHA! - Police battle cry
CHA! Balls
Floozie - a non-groupie female who likes more than Stewart's music and desires to squirt him with orangina and proceed to lick it off. floozie names usually rhyme with floozie, ie boozie, snoozie, choozie, kazoozie.
The origin of this term is the verse in Klark Kent's song "Too Kool To Kalypso", "But This Floozie Had No Shame - Libido Torpedo"
TSSSSST! - when you pee your pants just a little
Roozie - Australian Floozie (e.g. Visions)
Boozie and other variations
Easter egg deliverer
(variation: Easter egg painter)
Gordo- Sting, but also an annoying word some stiff husbands and wives use to name each other in an affecionate and (ridiculous for others) way in Chile.
Giga -file sharing site
Dime - file sharing site
Avi (and all the spelling variations I noticed)
Holy Mother of Crap! (expression)
Oh, For Phuck's Sake! (expression)
Holy Snappin' arseholes! (expression)
Sicilian Sex God - Troll
THUNK! - (onomat.) A Stew swoon
Phen Bratz - Mrs.Gradenko, 16 laps, Pau, all the teen nutters (add names)
Stink: derogatory nickname for Sting
Dinner Tales - the Gospel according to STEWART COPELAND - also where you can find Georgy Girl
Oh My Gong, Good Gong, etc. - An exclamation (often of exasperation) that acknowledges the Supremacy of the Gong
Gong Time - The time the band hits the stage
There is No Bigger Gong - Stewart's affirmation of the Supremacy of His Gong (also The Equalizer's signature)
Orangina - Preferred mixer of Floozies
Vater: SC’s drumstick of choice
Flag Point - what it's like to be on the end of Stewart's finger
Stewpalooza (a SC music listening marathon)
Stewstock (proposed future SC.net Konvention
The Face
Tube socks
Jose - Not just an urban legend but our very own nutter extraordinaire
Stingo - loving (always) nickname for Sting
also the way Stewart (sometimes)calls Sting
Humuna Humuna - term often used to describe tasty pics of The Man
Fuck da Weasel - Fond greeting for Jeff da Weasel
Gong Om Nom Nom (just because sockii likes it)
Minion
Headband
(or maybe even Headband Minion? The most desirable job in all of Copelandia.)
The Man - see STEWART (in all caps)
Leroy Coolbreeze - Ian Copeland
Leroy - Everybody (according to Ian Copeland)
Kazoo
Kazoozie (Floozie who kazoos, usually while imbibing adult bevvies)
Verklemmt - really means you are not open to some flirting, sexual tension, bad words, bad pictures, kissing in public and that kind of stuff!
Klosure
Kinetic
Klark Kent - see STEWART, Maestro, The Man's alter ego (only after having seen the video of the Drum Clinic).
Infamous Blog - see anything related to Disaster and little private site
Petulant Pansy - see Stingo, Gordo
Idaho - (American State where Andy likes to wander during a concert).
Craig (Champ collector whom you don't recognize him w/out toilet in background)
Upgrade: sudden fever that makes the average nutter buy a much more expensive seat in the arena.
Newcastle Bard: see Sting, Gordo, Petulant Pansy, Klosure
Watermelon (beverage mixer or color of very successful Summer Shirt created by PR)
white pants
green shorts (aka shorty shorts)
checkered Bermuda (see Gooberific)
Pledge (By sockii): I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United fans of Copelandia and to the message board for which it stands on website under Klark Kent polyrhythmical with tube socks and shorts for all
Stewgate - see Disaster gig
TKE - nutter with MSD (multiple screenname disorder)
Second hand concert happiness - When someone that has attended a concert shares their great concert experience so we feel as though we were there too
Good after 1 beer: Pres. of Argentina
Good after 4 beers: Pres. of Chile
Threadjacking - When posts on a thread topic veer off to a discussion about something totally unrelatedT
ACRONYMS
ES - Everyone Stares
OTL- One Train Later
TPT - The Police (ex Tour)
ELTSDIM- Every Little Thing She does Is Magic
GITM- Ghost In The Machine
PYP Pee Your Pants
MSG Madison Square Garden
E-L English Lion
SC.net: StewartCopeland.net
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drums all day.