I've got two tickets for Stewart's Savannah appearance on March 26. Close enough to spill Orangina on him. WARNING: the tickets are NOT together. One seat is in the second row of the center section and the second seat is in the third row of the section that is stage right.
I'll sell these for face value.
(man, its KILLING me that I'm not going but at least maybe someone here will get to enjoy my great seats).