STEWART COPELAND

by **foxy** on 22 Apr 2006 02:41

This man is Stewart.

by **georgygirl** on 23 Apr 2006 07:02

Probabilities:

Just a coincidence or Strange Things Happen.

:X

by **georgygirl** on 24 Apr 2006 00:14

I have to manage my feelings at Superman.

I was looking like a teen.

Oh No No :!:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 24 Apr 2006 01:05

I have to make a confession.

I think this is hilarious!:

by **georgygirl** on 24 Apr 2006 03:52

That is a good confesion Mrs. GGgggggggggggradenko :!:

by **Guest** on 25 Apr 2006 03:29

This one's way better:

by **Mrs. Gradenko** on 25 Apr 2006 03:33

Wonder who that was. :wink:

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down.

"How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.

by **georgygirl** on 25 Apr 2006 14:40

Mrs Gradenko, are you off topic or those are your confessions to Superman?

:?:

by **foxy** on 29 Apr 2006 17:48

she is just off-topic. :wink:

by **georgygirl** on 30 Apr 2006 19:14

The new confession to Superman is:

This topic is getting high high high :!:

With a little help from my Police/SC pals :!:

by **foxy** on 06 May 2006 15:55

Mister Gradenko

Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 346
Location: U.K
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject:

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