YOUR Top Ten fake headlines during the tour hangover
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by policerule on 10 Oct 2007 18:39
[quote="samburusunset"]Woo hoo!!! I'd pay to see Stingo in those buttless leather chaps!!!! 
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stingo doesn't need chaps to be buttless, SS.
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stingo doesn't need chaps to be buttless, SS.
READY THE BLADE!
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by irishrose1969 on 10 Oct 2007 23:17
EQ...freakin hilarious about the drum lessons. Laz, poor guy. We heart you.
BREAKING NEWS: Just in-
LAZ cracks a smile! With news that SC will in fact give him drum lessons finally.
BREAKING NEWS: Just in-
LAZ cracks a smile! With news that SC will in fact give him drum lessons finally.
Proud Flagbearer Vegas 08
It is fun to be on Stewart Copeland's Wall.
It is fun to be on Stewart Copeland's Wall.
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by sameoldbuttercup on 10 Oct 2007 23:32
You guys ROCK 
Great headlines
I *adore* the Press Releases! Great work!
It's incredibly awesome ya'll are so creative.
xo
Great headlines
I *adore* the Press Releases! Great work!
It's incredibly awesome ya'll are so creative.
xo
"And now I've done some growing up..."
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by sameoldbuttercup on 11 Oct 2007 03:00
I just realised something.
Where else, but on this forum, can you be your own Jon Stewart and report the fake news???
xo
Where else, but on this forum, can you be your own Jon Stewart and report the fake news???
xo
"And now I've done some growing up..."
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by bella on 11 Oct 2007 13:37
NEWS FLASH CONTINUED: More Good News Of Kaped Wonder – Klark Kent!
It has just been reported that more world wide good deeds and pleasant phenomena are being attributed to that Kinetic Kid, Klark Kent, while his little trio, The Police, is on an unexpected break (and we’re not talking a Ross and Rachel break. NO cheating with other bands, KK!)
It seems, in addition to previously reported phenomena, that since the Kinetic Kid’s disappearance, there have been hundreds upon thousands upon millions of worldwide sightings of strangers hugging in the streets for no apparent reason, men and women alike holding doors open for each other, cab sharing, full occupancy in all HOV lanes, trees and flowers spontaneously sprouting up and blooming at amazingly fast rates, rainbows (with no signs of rain!), people walking on cloud 9 as well as clouds 10, 11, and 12, wrinkle cream really working, unemployment rates dropping, amazing blue-light specials in all major department stores, senior citizens hitting it big at the slots, and strange sounds coming from behind millions of parent’s bedroom doors all through the night.
We will keep you updated to the latest breaking news as it becomes available to us.
To be continued….
It has just been reported that more world wide good deeds and pleasant phenomena are being attributed to that Kinetic Kid, Klark Kent, while his little trio, The Police, is on an unexpected break (and we’re not talking a Ross and Rachel break. NO cheating with other bands, KK!)
It seems, in addition to previously reported phenomena, that since the Kinetic Kid’s disappearance, there have been hundreds upon thousands upon millions of worldwide sightings of strangers hugging in the streets for no apparent reason, men and women alike holding doors open for each other, cab sharing, full occupancy in all HOV lanes, trees and flowers spontaneously sprouting up and blooming at amazingly fast rates, rainbows (with no signs of rain!), people walking on cloud 9 as well as clouds 10, 11, and 12, wrinkle cream really working, unemployment rates dropping, amazing blue-light specials in all major department stores, senior citizens hitting it big at the slots, and strange sounds coming from behind millions of parent’s bedroom doors all through the night.
We will keep you updated to the latest breaking news as it becomes available to us.
To be continued….
~none of my pleasures are guilty~ me
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by samburusunset on 11 Oct 2007 20:06
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Police tour doctor has cautioned Sting not to sing for two weeks.
Uber fan Dietmar to fill in for remaining dates in Europe. Sting is expected to return to the microphone for the Madison Square Garden , "Challoween" show in New York City on October 31.
Police tour doctor has cautioned Sting not to sing for two weeks.
Uber fan Dietmar to fill in for remaining dates in Europe. Sting is expected to return to the microphone for the Madison Square Garden , "Challoween" show in New York City on October 31.
Stewart and Stanley together again!! YO!
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by bella on 12 Oct 2007 14:58
MORE LATE BREAKING NEWS: Third Police Gig Cancellation Stirs More Rumors Of Super KK Work To Be Done!
Rumors ignite following announcement of third show cancellation for mega super group, The Police. It is believed that, though lead singer, Sting, does have a severe throat infection, there might be another reason behind these last minute cancellations.
As well as the incredible world wide phenomena being attributed to drummer, Stewart Copeland, it seems he still has time to record a followup to his alter ego, super KK’s, first big release “Don’t Care”. As previously reported, the followup album, which is sure to be a worldwide hit, will be titled “Still Don’t Care”, with a few song titles being leaked to the press, such as: “Dietmar Does Dallas”, “Let My People Not Be Letched On”, “You Can Bite Our Saggy Old Dead Carcasses”, “I’ll Have A Dirty Martini (In Bed)”, “How Phaty Phucked The World”, “Green Is For Horny And My Little Flag Sure Gets Around”.
Just how does the super drummer find time to save the world AND record a “sure to be hit” album? At this point, we may never know. Sources close to the drummer would not comment at this time.
More info as it becomes available….
Rumors ignite following announcement of third show cancellation for mega super group, The Police. It is believed that, though lead singer, Sting, does have a severe throat infection, there might be another reason behind these last minute cancellations.
As well as the incredible world wide phenomena being attributed to drummer, Stewart Copeland, it seems he still has time to record a followup to his alter ego, super KK’s, first big release “Don’t Care”. As previously reported, the followup album, which is sure to be a worldwide hit, will be titled “Still Don’t Care”, with a few song titles being leaked to the press, such as: “Dietmar Does Dallas”, “Let My People Not Be Letched On”, “You Can Bite Our Saggy Old Dead Carcasses”, “I’ll Have A Dirty Martini (In Bed)”, “How Phaty Phucked The World”, “Green Is For Horny And My Little Flag Sure Gets Around”.
Just how does the super drummer find time to save the world AND record a “sure to be hit” album? At this point, we may never know. Sources close to the drummer would not comment at this time.
More info as it becomes available….
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