STEWART COPELAND

by **visions** on 10 Oct 2007 07:27

The insanity has began :lol:

just love all them however....phaty...hmmm

we are talking phaty here

never, noway, then again that could explain Sting's voice problems :shock:

by **irishrose1969** on 10 Oct 2007 08:18

NO 6...definitely a cool thing and to go with it...
No 7.. fashion trend goes wild....short shorts and tube socks and headbands started by a group called Copelandia

by **policerule** on 10 Oct 2007 14:27

press release:

Stewart Copeland, pioneering drummer for the recently reunited 80's band The Police, is unharmed after an accident at last night's concert. Apparently, there was someone in the audience he was desperately searching for... as he was shading his eyes and leaning over his kit while scanning the audience, he leaned over too far and took his entire kit out. Copeland himself was knocked unconscious. Luckily, there was a group of young women in the audience who ran to his rescue, tackling and injuring several security guards in the process. All Copeland needed was a spray or two of the soft drink Orangina to bring him around. He was on his feet in no time. As they righted his kit, Copeland thanked the women as they were handcuffed and taken away for assaulting security.

by **bella** on 10 Oct 2007 14:47

Excellent, PR!!! I would gladly be arrested for that!! lol

by **bella** on 10 Oct 2007 14:47

NEW FLASH! Strange Coincidences Globally, Or Is A Humble Drummer Saving the World?

While mega group, The Police, is on an unexpected four-day hiatus due to singer, Sting’s, tantric yoga rehabilitative throat therapy, amazing as it seems, throughout the entire world there appeared to be no natural disasters; such as hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides, floods, forest fires, volcanic eruptions, rogue waves, precipitation or even humidity. Also notable, there were no natural deaths, murders, robberies, burglaries, carjackings, home invasions, kidnappings, terrorist attacks, suicide bombings, ritual sacrifices, hate crimes, voo doo curses, as well as no spitting, littering, baby shaking, car accidents, plane accidents, bicycle accidents, mining accidents, school bullying, runny noses, stubbed toes, traffic jams, traffic offenses, road rage, illegal border crossings, jaywalking, weight gain, hair loss, erectile dysfunction, acne breakouts, bloating, upset stomach, diarrhea, constipation, spilled milk, bounced checks, forgeries, plagiarism, nose picking and a host of other normal, everyday occurrences which are still being reported on as we speak.

Is this a strange coincidence? Or is this the work of Stewart Copeland? No one has seen or heard from the famous drummer since his band mate’s diagnosis Tuesday morning. It is believed that Mr. Copeland, who has been on an adrenaline rush since The Police’s reunion tour started, is taking this unexpected break in the tour to use his renewed vigor and superhuman powers to right many wrongs on our mother earth. Some believe he is wiping the slate clean…globally.

to be continued….

by **samburusunset** on 10 Oct 2007 15:00

What about farting? I imagine he'd allow that. Prop him up, he needs to fart.

by **bella** on 10 Oct 2007 15:08

[quote="samburusunset"]What about farting? I imagine he'd allow that. Prop him up, he needs to fart.[/quote]

data is still being compiled right now, but I would say farting is to the good. :lol:

by **BongoBoy** on 10 Oct 2007 15:13

Headline:

VAN HALEN CLOSES SHOW WITH SURPRISE !

at the end of the show MASKS were removed to reveal THE POLICE ! (with Henri on bass)

(Sting never had a throat problem. It was a scheduling problem that had to be corrected.)

BB.

by **samburusunset** on 10 Oct 2007 15:27

Woo hoo!!! I'd pay to see Stingo in those buttless leather chaps!!!! :lol:

by **phaty** on 10 Oct 2007 16:06

TRUDIE: "Thank fuck for the break"

by **irishrose1969** on 10 Oct 2007 16:11

sprays Java Chip Frappicino on screen and keyboard...again. Dammit.
What a mess. Hey Stewart...can you create a magical forcefield for my computer screen and keyboard as an additon to saving the planet...lmao.

by **Mary** on 10 Oct 2007 16:46

Visions[quote]The insanity has began
[/quote] :lol:

orangina? Klark Kent is around? the tube socks? a big elephant on Andy's house? 2 concerts in Peru? Stewart plunged his fork into Stings throat?
Ok! no ideas after this...

I like to read a real one, like: a special concert for the green flag nutter's including Dietmar and Sabina.... :wink:

by **TheEqualizer** on 10 Oct 2007 17:35

"Police Announce Rarities Show in Las Vegas Open Only to Members of SC.net; Police confirm Masoko Tanga, Dead End Job, No Time This Time, I Burn for You, Darkness, Omegaman, Canary in a Coal Mine, Bombs Away, Miss Gradenko, Someone to Talk To, On Any Other Day, and Does Everyone Stare will be among the Songs Played along with Cast-aside Standards Bring on the Night and One World."

(ok, kind of long for a headline, but I'd still like to see it)

by **TheEqualizer** on 10 Oct 2007 17:42

"The Police release Frejus Concert DVD with Tons of Extras, including Atlanta Amnesty Show"

"Copeland Reports Everyone Stares II is Almost Done"

by **TheEqualizer** on 10 Oct 2007 17:44

"Police Drummer Stewart Copeland Decides to Break from His Long Policy and Give Drum Lessons to 7 year old Las Vegas Girl"

Next Day in LA Times
"Local Drummer Laz Starts Riot Upon Hearing Police Drummer Will Give Lessons to Little Girl but Not to Him Despite Multiple Requests in Person"
:wink:

STEWART COPELAND

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