STEWART COPELAND

by **Kalypso** on 31 Aug 2007 00:19

No, that's the HA! thread, but it's on hiatus.
This is the GROSS thread, where people learn bodily functions in all languages.
Ptda, did you get my official permission to pilfer all my You Tube collection?

by **Susan** on 31 Aug 2007 01:12

That is FUNNY. It just went on and on...good thing I watched it early or I'd be waking the neighbors laughing.

[quote="English-lion"]This goes to proves that Stewart is the only man that can wear green shorts and tube socks! ( found this on someone's myspace page)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgrG35-3js[/quote]

by **Pdaitabird** on 31 Aug 2007 02:26

[quote="Kalypso"]No, that's the HA! thread, but it's on hiatus.
This is the GROSS thread, where people learn bodily functions in all languages.
Ptda, did you get my official permission to pilfer all my You Tube collection?[/quote]

No, I didn't...I just wanted to talk to you for a moment, and couldn't figure out any other way to do it. What I wanted to say is old hat now, so it's ok.

by **Kalypso** on 31 Aug 2007 03:58

It's OK. When you need to talk, you can reach me at http://www.myspace.com/2kool2kalypso
Only it's private so you'll have to identify yourself before my guards let you in....

by **English-lion** on 31 Aug 2007 05:20

Hi Lovemefire and welcome Love your avatar!!!!!!!!!

What happened to my thread???? how did we get from shorts to farting????............

Well that's not too far fetched (same area)

Anyway I can only fart in morse code
my husband has his famous flaming fart parlor trick :!:

oh he impressed me with that when we first started dating :roll:

( why do guys thinks farting is so fucking funny :roll:

)

My dad and his sister (my aunt) invented the rectum scale they rate their farts by how loud long and earth-shattering it is. The highest they have gotten I think is 6 but mainly they do 5.5 on the rectum scale

oh my family's a gas :roll:

by **samburusunset** on 31 Aug 2007 05:28

ROFLMAO!! Somebody prop me up!! I gotta fart.

I bet Stewart would appreciate the rectum scale.

Kal, You know you've opened a whole new can of worms here don't you?
This thread could go askew REAL fast.

by **georgygirl** on 31 Aug 2007 15:09

[quote]Stewart is the only man that can wear green shorts and tube socks! [/quote]

I am not pretty sure, because Mexican soccer team uniform is green with tube socks, and some of the guys look really good.

:roll:

by **samburusunset** on 31 Aug 2007 16:27

You know Georgy, When I was about 16 my family was vacationing in Bermuda at Christmas. When we were checking into our hotel, there were a bunch of guys in green shorts and tees. I figured they were a team of some sort. That must have been who they were! Regardless, it was a pretty nice sight

by **policefan** on 31 Aug 2007 16:48

[quote="mtobinjones"]We all fart in the same language- but STINGO farts in CHA.

from pluto's blog over on TPT, http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x56/ ... d04d17.jpg
[/quote]

I was wondering who farted :wink:

http://a7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... 1236ee.jpg

by **Kalypso** on 31 Aug 2007 17:02

That Lue Ann? She farts in ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's true that I opened the can of worms (and EL, our Shorty Thread is another one, the HA! thread), but it's really Stewart who opened it.
Like most US kids (and several other nations' kids) he must have found farting very "un-PC" during his teenage years, not to mention very "liberating".
I can tell you that Americans are not shy about farting and burping in public, which sober Europeans consider taboo and, above all, rude.
I think the fact that some people, esp. males, find it funny has to do with breaking the rules.
Old biddies and geezers just can't help it.
But Musicians are a race apart, and, like dad says, they should be buried in unconsacrated ground.
Sting farts in CHA! While Andy probably farts in ethereal chords....

by **Kalypso** on 31 Aug 2007 17:03

...how about this to send a thread to the toilet? :twisted:

by **samburusunset** on 31 Aug 2007 17:52

and Stewart farts rim shots!

I tell 'ya I was laughing so hard at these posts last night that I inadvertantly let some rip! Then I was laughing even harder! :lol: