HA! found my old fan club booklet!

[English-lion]

Well I'm up still tired made many trips to the porcelain God last night

You guys didn't carry on?

maybe it was the vision of sting's hairy ass that began my hurling into the toilet last night

[Kalypso]

I had a musical discussions all day with Equa while working on a contract...third deadline of the day. Horrendous week for me. Literally.
But night time is the right time...
Sorry to hear you're still sick EL. Hope you feel better soon.

I think I feel like Stewart at the end of a concert now...Just want a shower and whatever makes me relax...not tequila or I'll join you by the porcelain god.

I was thinking of something interesting somebody told me about chewing tobacco....

[English-lion]

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I was thinking of something interesting somebody told me about chewing tobacco.... [/quote]

And that would be?

[Kalypso]

Try chew some tobacco and then do what you thought of yesterday night...See what happens...Same with listerine strips....

[English-lion]

O.K. O.K. are you trying to make me say my prayers to the porcelain God again

[Kalypso]

It will cleanse your system, that is, if you had indigestion or hangover.
Not sure if you have a flu or food poisoning, or another condition.
Man, that sucks. I am so sorry for you.
I have been working like a madwoman and am about to crash but I cannot stand stomachache.

[samburusunset]

listerine strips cleanse your system??

[Kalypso]

When you are sick to your stomach, try dissolve some on your tongue.
It worked for me! I don't know how, it's not a medical thing.

[samburusunset]

I'll try to remember that next time if I don't have a mint. Which reminds me of a time when I'm glad I *did* have a mint. I was flying somewhere and the woman next to me was on some kind of meds that were making her ill. It seemed quite likely that she was going to hurl at any time. My inbred mother training made me reach in my purse for the peppermints they give you at restaurants. She was grateful. I was grateful. Everyone made it to our destination unhurled on.

We now return to our regular scheduled broadcast.....how to get orangina out of white tennis shorts.

[Kalypso]

Well, my libido torpedo tonight is close to zero after a 12 hours of work, so I'd say Tide with bleach....

I am a cuddly destroyed professional in search of a shower.

[after shouting to my husband: AND SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR! he will have to humor me!]

KLTB

[empty]

The only way to get orangina out of tight white shorts is to soak them for a while....

a good, long while, during which you need to keep the owner of said shorts entertained

[samburusunset]

My glasses just fogged up
Is this appropriate talk for a Sunday morning, missy???

Well, I suppose it must be Monday somewhere....carry on.

[Kalypso]

It's good to have Orangina before breakfast...and after a good night's sleep, grrrls!!
This thread is definitely inspiring and improving our lives....

[English-lion]

O.K. you can tell I'm feeling better because my sexual innuendos are in full force plus I have to make up for the last couple of days
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So were we're we?

Ahh Orangina strangely got spilled on pants





[quote="mtobinjones"]The only way to get orangina out of tight white shorts is to soak them for a while....

a good, long while, during which you need to keep the owner of said shorts entertained [/quote]


I recall some time back that Stewart wears golf gloves so it's only logical that he plays golf.........................

So he most defiantly has a ball washer

[Kalypso]

Not familiar with golf...I thought they were polo gloves.