I was talking to my PROJECT MANAGER from the Company who won't be named about work. I have to write a blurb on Kanye West tomorrow and I mentioned that I hate the guy because he ruined the Police exhibition.
[yes, I earned the right to speak to my client about the musicians I don't like writing about]
PM: [OH! I love the Police! I was at the Vancouver show! I loved it! They were unbelievable!]
Kali [green in the face]: To think that was the worst show of the season! Good for you!
It will turn out that the cashier at my grocery store has seen a show too....
WHY, OH WHY? [keep thinking positive, your dreams WILL come true]