Have a fun and safe CD-Signing / Krazy Fest, STEWART!!!

[DirtyMartini]

Hope you have a great time at the Guitar Center and sell many many CDs -- but be careful out there tonight, Stewart. It is indeed a jungle. Some pointers to keep in mind:


* Don't park on Sunset. You will be towed.

* Always open the Sharpies pointed away from you and never ever inhale.

* After all of the recent Police Pampering, it's possible that you may have forgotten: you write with your left.

* Have your taster test all food and drink handed to you from an unknown source. Then throw it out anyway.

* Be ever mindful of those gesticulations of yours. You've got work in a couple of weeks.

* Be prepared for a couple of drive-by CHAings. They are pesty but harmless.

* Avoid eye contact. It only encourages them.

* If the question of whether or not one can have too many colossal symphonic gongs arises, the answer is always "No."

* Remember that LueAnnes come in all shapes and sizes, so be on your guard of anyone who mentions "Cleveland." Unless that person is OutlandoGirl. Or especially if that person is OutlandoGirl.

* Be especially kind to -- but cautious of -- the ones wearing tube socks in August. They are The Afflicted and require special handling.

* Kindly avoid being on fire.

* If it walks like an asshat and talks like an asshat, then it certainly cannot be one of us.

* Know that none of us will think any less of you if you RUN!!!


Congrats again on the new release, Stewart.

Hope everyone has a great time tonight!

[tonydrums]

^^^

Well said DM.


One other thing to be mindful of Stewart.....

If anyone resembling Kathy Bates approaches you and proclaims, "I'm your #1 fan", hightail it out of there....pronto.

Have a good time at the signing.

[sockii]

sc.net: where we take care of our own. Esepecially Stewart.

[copeland_girl5]

Well said DM and TD! Have fun everyone, especially you Stewart!
Can't wait for my CD to arrive and the incoming SCnutter reports from the signing!
(It really sucks to live on the east coast today...hmmmm)

[DirtyMartini]

[quote="sockii"]sc.net: where we take care of our own. Esepecially Stewart.[/quote]

Always and especially.

And as in all of life, stay away from the brown acid.

[Donna]

well put, as always DM!!

have a great time Stewart and ALL the fine peeps going out there to say hi!

so wish I could have joined you today - will be thinking about it!

Lucky SOB's....

[bella]

I just have one question and don't slap me for it. Why isn't the flag making an appearance at this event?

[DirtyMartini]

Short answer: Because it's inappropriate/not what the Flag is about.

Long answer: http://www.stewartcopeland.net/forum/vi ... ght=#43679

Mom answer: Because I said so.

[OutlandoGirl]

DM - your initial post was too funny!!

It's supposed to be really hot in LA today, so the tube sockers will be sweating.

[bella]

That is wayyyyy too much thinking you got going on for me. I will respect what mom says. I guess I finally realized that Mom Knows Best. =)

[Donna]

[quote="bella"]I just have one question and don't slap me for it. Why isn't the flag making an appearance at this event?[/quote]

LMAO!!
I tried to make a sane argument over at TP.com, but I think logic was my first mistake....

[Kalypso]

Soooo...almost 10AM here in CA....Anyone already there with Blackberries, phones, texting devices?
"All OK. LA Snst Blvd. Fllt Mk Hvng Cff...CYA"

If you don't mind, Mr. Copeland, a little bit of advice from your devoted fan Kalypso in SF: maybe it would be appropriate to arrive in a taxi or a hybrid vehicle a la DiCaprio, your Cherokee Jeep is too well-known and a gas-guzzler. There are a lot of them liberals in LA.
Entrance on the back door: after all dad was a CIA man, you will certainly know how to slide in unnoticed.

To the Guys in line: the tall guy with a black afro and a fixed smile on his face could indeed be Stewart in disguise.
As the picture of the sign in Throb shows, LueAnnes can also come from other countries: please sign "Stuart" for them.

[Divemistress of the Dark]

We really need to come up with a Tube Sock Plan B for those really sweltering occasions.

Hmmmm. You could wear one as a sweatband, a la Stewart's live shows...

[Kalypso]

To SC.netters in line, a little favor suggested by English Lion that will benefit us all:
please send subliminal messages while you wait, or better shout all together when you are IN the store "MORE CONCERTS ON THE WEST COAST PLEASE!!!!"

[Kalypso]

Sorry, but BUMPING this is de rigueur today. Please BUMP from time to time. Please.