"A fight, a wacky fan, and Stewart on fire"

[DirtyMartini]

This is a completely useless and unnecessary post, but just now on the main page of yahoo.com, one of the top featured articles had the HILARIOUS title of

"A fight, a wacky fan, and Stewart on fire"





OK, so maybe -- just maybe -- that title belongs to an article about NASCAR and is referring to a driver named Tony Stewart -- but I thought it was too funny not to share.

STEWART!!! Please be careful out there, would ya?!? We'd all really appreciate it if you were to avoid fighting.

And wacky fans.

And being on fire.

Especially being on fire.

[IndyGirl]

I happened to catch that a few minutes ago on Yahoo & had to do a double take. If those Yahoo folks only knew that they could have had a lot of worried sc.netters out there.

[Lynne]

[quote="DirtyMartini"]This is a completely useless and unnecessary post, but just now on the main page of yahoo.com, one of the top featured articles had the HILARIOUS title of

"A fight, a wacky fan, and Stewart on fire"





OK, so maybe -- just maybe -- that title belongs to an article about NASCAR and is referring to a driver named Tony Stewart -- but I thought it was too funny not to share.

STEWART!!! Please be careful out there, would ya?!? We'd all really appreciate it if you were to avoid fighting.

And wacky fans.

And being on fire.

Especially being on fire.[/quote]

OH NOOOOOO!!! Drummer explosion. Spinal Tap redux. Please don't repeat the tragedy here!

[Donna]

too funny! It shows you just how one-track minded we are!

[georgygirl]

Mmmm.

I dunno...

[English-lion]

God I thought it was about me

Stewart on fire well we all know he's hot!!!!!

[nancyrose]

Sounds a bit like my day....oops, did I say that out loud??

[Divemistress of the Dark]

[quote]Drummer explosion. Spinal Tap redux.[/quote]

::::dying::::

[georgygirl]

Dive, maybe is out of topic, but I want to ask you something that I see you here at the same time as me.

The man in your avatar is your hubby?

[samburusunset]

Thank god our Stewart is WAY too intelligent than to do something so freakin' stupid like have a neato, coolo flaming gong like Alex Van Halen did back in the day. He set his hair on fire! D'oh!

[irishrose1969]

Yeah, having Stewart catch fire...oh no. Not good. We definitley don't want any of that. We know he is hot and all, being the awesome drummer he is, that is ok. Huggs Stewart.

All I have to say about Tony Stewart is, go dude. Sorry. I like him.
I used to have a car licence plate frame given to me by a family friend that said...
I am not speeding I am qualifying.

Too funny. I tend to have a HEAVY FOOT when I drive.OOPS.

Shannon

[DirtyMartini]

[quote="samburusunset"]Thank god our Stewart is WAY too intelligent than to do something so freakin' stupid like have a neato, coolo flaming gong like Alex Van Halen did back in the day. He set his hair on fire![/quote]



STEP AWAY FROM THE FIRE, STEWART! And the fighting. And the wacky fans. And while we're at it, perhaps I should repeat the pre-tour warning against horses, roller blading, bicycles, drinking, smoking, breathing, gesturing, and talking.

Maybe you can get your Fire Minion to light your smokes for a while, just to be on the safe side.

Thanks, Stewart.

[TheEqualizer]

I would think that Stewart should probably breathe. Not doing so would likely be bad. But defintely he should not be within a 100 yards of a horse during this tour break. Doesn't Xbox, Playstation, or Wii have a Polo game to tide Stewart off during this tour? Actually, he should probably stay away from any Wii Polo game, as that is an interactive gaming system, and better safe than sorry.

[OutlandoGirl]

Help me Tom Cruise, help me!

[policefan]

Lue Ann?!