STEWART COPELAND

by **lisaspear** on 27 Jul 2007 00:46

Is this for real? Am I SERIOUSLY seeing THE POLICE in 2 days in Boston? SERIOUSLY? Please don't let me get hit by a bus. Not until after November 11th anyway.

Sorry for the new thread. I can't contain myself anymore. Great, now I think I am going to cry. UGH!!!!!

by **Kalypso** on 27 Jul 2007 00:49

Laugh and enjoy your moment....it's all yours and it's precious.

Thanks for the homoerotic metrosexual avi! :lol:

by **TheEqualizer** on 27 Jul 2007 01:16

OPEN YOUR EYES

by **DirtyMartini** on 27 Jul 2007 01:22

Hello.

You have reached the StewartCopeland.net Police Reunion Tour 2007 Holy Crapitude Hotline.

Due to the volume of calls in recent months, we regret that we cannot answer each call individually. But remember that you are not alone and please listen to the following advice:

1. Breathe.

2. Understand the reality that all three original members of The Police are in fact playing a concert tour together.

3. Understand the reality that you are indeed going to witness the phenomenon of said three original members of The Police playing. Onstage. Together. At the same time.

4. Continue breathing.

5. Confirm the date and location of the appropriate Police Reunion Tour performance as indicated on your ticket.

6. If there is time, practice the route that you will be traveling to said venue in order to avoid last-minute difficulties.

7. In order to avoid discomfort or the risk of missing a moment of the Police Reunion Tour performance, limit your intake of all food and beverages for at least 12 hours before said performance is scheduled to begin.

8. Remember to confirm that the date and venue on your ticket matches the calendar date and venue to which you plan to travel, and store your Police Reunion Tour 2007 tickets somewhere secure on your person before leaving for the venue. Keep these tickets secure on your person at all times.

9. Keep breathing.

10. Enjoy every moment.

If you have already witnessed The Police Reunion Tour 2007 live in concert and are experiencing symptoms of withdrawal such as shaking, nausea, spontaneous outbursts of crying or profanity, hallucinations, difficulty breathing, and/or the feeling of a hollow pit or aching pain in your stomach or chest that gradually but continually increases in size, please visit https://tickets.thepolice.com/ and follow the instructions for acquiring tickets to future Police Reunion 2007 concert dates.

Thank you for calling the StewartCopeland.net Police Reunion Tour 2007 Holy Crapitude Hotline. Remember that you are not alone. Goodbye.

by **policerule** on 27 Jul 2007 01:49

can i press 3 to talk to an operator? is there a charge for multiple calls?

lisa, i'm pretty nervous about my tiny plane to boston tomorrow... i know what you mean about the horrid bus nervousness. i'm just going to drink the whole way and everything will be fine.

YOU ARE REALLY GOING! NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!

feel better?

by **sockii** on 27 Jul 2007 03:15

Dirty Martini has pwned this thread.

That is all.

by **jeffdaweasel** on 27 Jul 2007 03:47

Wait until you're inside and "Get Up Stand Up" gets cranked and the house lights drop. And then, despite the fact that you absolutely KNOW a gong is going to begin the show, you are still shaken to the core of your sould when it finally sounds and the spotlights hit and suddenly, you're at a fucking POLICE concert, and right there in front of you are Stewart, Andy and Sting cranking out "Message In A Bottle" in your face.

Whoa. It's a moment.

by **alex** on 27 Jul 2007 04:12

Perfectly worded weasel.

by **georgygirl** on 27 Jul 2007 05:00

I really understand what you feel lisaspear.

Its an incredible happening after all those years of waiting...

:lol:

by **TheEqualizer** on 27 Jul 2007 05:07

Weasle's sentiments match my own

by **kimmy** on 27 Jul 2007 09:55

Can I just say my husband got hit by a bus?

No honest April last year!!

Didn't bloody look where he was going!!! A big red double decker thing!!!!

FOOL!!!

Didn't kill him mearly fractured his pelvis!!! (wrote the bus of though!!!!!)

He went to watch his beloved Tottenham Hotspurs play football a week later and they threated him real nice!!!!

There are some advantages!!!!! And it doesn't necessarily kill you!!

Kim

:wink:

by **lisaspear** on 27 Jul 2007 11:35

The odds of me joking about being hit by a bus and it ACTUALLY happening to someone here? OYE!!!! Figures. Glad he is ok now Kimmy. :oops:

Everyone else, thanks for the advice. DM I am trying to breathe. But it is going to be a LONG day at work.

I am seeing THE POLICE tomorrow. Who wants to go to work?

by **nancyrose** on 27 Jul 2007 12:37

Hey Lisa!

I wish I could be there just to see your reaction...okay, maybe not JUST for that reason...wish I could be there anyway....but I digress!!

Hold onto your seat, lady! You're in for a wild ride!!!

Have an absolute BLAST! And don't forget to come back and tell us all about it!

by **DirtyMartini** on 27 Jul 2007 12:59

[quote="lisaspear"]
Everyone else, thanks for the advice. DM I am trying to breathe. But it is going to be a LONG day at work.[/quote]

You can do it, Lisa! Breathe and relax! Think of it as extended foreplay. Enjoy the tingle.

PS -- Cheers, sockii.

by **BongoBoy** on 27 Jul 2007 13:03

Weasil said it !

Just wait until the lights go down...I was calm and then the heart just starts pumping...I am about to see The Police again !...

..Gong !!!

Yer Gonna FREAK !!!

heh,heh...enjoy these moments...it goes FAST !

BongoWaitTilNovember !

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