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Postby dafttart on 23 Jul 2007 16:55

[quote="neonhunter"]:shock: Gash-bothering? :shock:[/quote]

SEE HANNAH!!!!!!

She doesn't know it yet but she has been appointed as my rude-word guru :lol:

As a side note, I work for a TV company and they refer to any spare tapes that you grab in order to do a quick recording on as "gash tapes". I have worked there for over 13 years now, yet I still have to stiffle my giggles when someone says this :oops:
I don't think I'll ever grow out of 4th-form humour!
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Postby DirtyMartini on 23 Jul 2007 17:02

Sorry, neon -- missed your comment before.

All props for that one go to Hannah. She's teaching me how to speak British.
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Postby phaty on 23 Jul 2007 17:02

[quote="Krokodyle"]>> there is nothing hotter than a chick who digs the copeland.

Luckily, the women I have been involved with (and my current) have mostly been into The Police, and Stewart's music. Of course, they've been hot anyway, but that being a part of their musical palette is a big bonus... ;) :lol: :wink:[/quote]

My new one is into Marylin Manson, Rammstein and Slipknot ... now try to handle that suckers ... !
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Postby blueboy on 23 Jul 2007 17:03

[quote="DirtyMartini"]Animal, nathanarizona, blueboy, dontboxmein, krokodyle, Laz, Omaha, BongoBoy, Jose, tj7, . . .

There are many, many men on this board.[/quote]

Thank god someone put me in the male category.

I was worried that my secret life as a metrosexual had been made public.
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Postby Kalypso on 23 Jul 2007 17:05

[quote="tj7"]there is nothing hotter than a chick who digs the copeland.
that kind of taste, that kind of style, that kind of class just takes the cake, friends.[/quote]

Why, what a kind statement!
Need it, it's b-day week for me :cry:
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Postby neonhunter on 23 Jul 2007 17:06

DM--If you're cool with that term, so am I! Had to admit that even in the sordid jungle that is the Krypton Forum, that one stood out! :shock: :oops:
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Postby Kalypso on 23 Jul 2007 17:10

GeorgyGirl,

Metrosexuals are not contagious...nor they like close encounters of the rear kind...
They are just men who take care of their bodies and dress well...In my country there were metrosexuals since the Renaissance era!

And, since us women were made to suffer since the times of the Egyptians to be "beautiful" I'd say more and more metrosexuals! Wax your legs! Highlight your hair! Fucking suffer for us!!!

...as for "scandalous", this word has gotten off the dictionary long ago. We are in 2007, bella.
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Postby blueboy on 23 Jul 2007 17:15

Well I draw the line at "Brazilians".

I'm still tender from the last one.
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Postby Kalypso on 23 Jul 2007 17:27

Well, I heard from a gay friend that guys cannot take them (unless they are heavy-metal masochists), so I have empathy.

There is nothing wrong with Metrosexuals. I'd rather go out with my man smelling of cologne than sweat.
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Postby blueboy on 23 Jul 2007 18:58

Oh...sorry..I wasn't talking about waxing.

I was referring to supermodels.
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Postby Jennythenipper on 23 Jul 2007 18:58

[quote="Kalypso"]GeorgyGirl,

Metrosexuals are not contagious...nor they like close encounters of the rear kind...
They are just men who take care of their bodies and dress well...In my country there were metrosexuals since the Renaissance era!

And, since us women were made to suffer since the times of the Egyptians to be "beautiful" I'd say more and more metrosexuals! Wax your legs! Highlight your hair! Fucking suffer for us!!!

[/quote]

Agreed Kalyspo! Agreed.

Back then, I think they called metrosexuals "dandies," but it's basically the same thing. And there was a time, when bathing regularly made you a dandy, so some metrosexuality is to be desired!
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Postby phaty on 23 Jul 2007 19:50

Are you fuckers still aware that you post in a thread started by the might might Stewart Copeland himfuckingself and you now talk about METROSEXUALS ...

... oh for fuck sake!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Kalypso on 23 Jul 2007 19:54

Jenthenipper!
Post here so that phats can see your avatar and see the 2 degrees of separation (Stewart-80s fashion-premetrosexuals) :!:
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Postby blueboy on 23 Jul 2007 20:03

The Police WERE metrosexuals!

From Wikipedia:

[quote]Metrosexual is a word describing men who have a strong concern for their aesthetic appearance, and spend a substantial amount of time and money on their images and lifestyles. Though the term has undergone a transformation from its original meaning (a heterosexual man who appeared or acted as if he were homosexual or bisexual), current trends have seen the metrosexual label placed upon male embracing of practices usually perceived to be feminine, rather than those specifically associated with stereotypically effeminate homosexuals.[/quote]

As usual though...we can probably blame Sting for that too.
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Postby Kalypso on 23 Jul 2007 20:07

METROSEXUALITY SYMPTOMS REGISTERED IN THE ONCE PEROXIDE TRIO

1) ..could not pass in front of a mirrored surface without taking a peek and fix his hair
2)... spends hours in front of his Wardrobe wondering what to wear? Polo Club Gear? Punk Attire? Naaah, too old to kalypso!
3)..loses his contact lens in his mascara stick
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