OK, vespapod is completely nuts (but that's why I love him).
As long as the order gets confirmed and the tickets are for real, it looks like we're sitting 3rd row on Stingo's side (section A5) on the 29th.
Um, might I guess that that is the closest potential flag location for the night? (Absolutely not wanting to take away from anyone's chance to be flag bearer for the show, mind you, but if we want to make sure Stewart sees it, I dunno where the other folks are sitting, so I just thought we'd make the offer!)
And now I'll have an (almost) half-price mid-floor ticket, if anyone is interested...