FAVOURITE STEWART QUOTES

[Hannaha]

What are yours?

Here are 2 of mine:
"So Sting made number 1 in the [i]Smash Hits[/i] Most Fanciable Person poll. Well I was fifth, I beat David Bowie and Bob Geldof, and that's not bad for a drummer!"
(from L'Historia Bandido by Phil Sutdliffe)


"He's superior to me because I'm less humble than him... I'm an arrogant twat"
(from Police Around The World video)

[Mrs. Gradenko]

"He's superior to me because I'm less humble than him... I'm an arrogant twat"

That's always been my favorite quote.

[georgygirl]

My favorite quote and was made in this forum:

"Smile my friends, in show-biz you have to take the rough with the smooth."

[Hannaha]

I know it's a bit lame to reply to my own post but I just remembered another one I like:

Stewart Copeland: Time for another of my annoying Sting stories. We're on tour in Japan, and Sting buys a saxophone and one of those tune-a-day instructional booklets. Every night in the dressing room he's going "bluh, bluh, bluh," until he can finally play "Tequila". Cut to a mere three months later, and we're at Air Studios in Montserrat for the first time, starting this new album and Sting is playing all these layered brass parts like a fucking one-man Tower of Power.

Andy Summers: And your point, Stewart?

Stewart Copeland: He should've been drowned at birth, I believe is my point.

hehe!

[phaty]

This thread needs more postings!
I am just reading the German Police Interview book and Stewart says some fucking funny things ...

There must be more out there!

[Hannaha]

Ooh translate and post for us phaty... please.

[phaty]

Not sure if I can be as funny as Stewart - but I can be as rude as him ... you better fucking believe it ... !
By the way Hannaha I am about to fall for you because of your avatar - girls behind chellos are sexy ... I hope it is not a bass and you are HUGE!

[TheEqualizer]

phaty,
You were able to read the book? I would have thought your corneas would have been burned out after looking at the cover

[phaty]

[quote="TheEqualizer"]phaty,
You were able to read the book? I would have thought your corneas would have been burned out after looking at the cover[/quote]

I one tough motherfucker!
And now I will stick a pic of Hannaha on the cover anyway ...

[phaty]

"I totally loved playing at Stings wedding - without any strings attached. We could have gone on like this without being ashamed of ourselves. Weddings, Anniversaries, Bar-Mizwas. Give us a case of beer and we come. Thinking of it that won't be enough - Champagne for Sting!"

[Hannaha]

Excellent - more please!

[Jennythenipper]

[quote="phaty"]"I totally loved playing at Stings wedding - without any strings attached. We could have gone on like this without being ashamed of ourselves. Weddings, Anniversaries, Bar-Mizwas. Give us a case of beer and we come. Thinking of it that won't be enough - Champagne for Sting!"[/quote]

This is turning into Stewart's best trashing Sting quotes. Which is even better, yet!

[Kalypso]

Brat-un, Brat-un, Brat-un, Brat-un, Brat-un, Brat
da Dada Dada
Chug, chug, chug, chug…
Ouch! Fuck!

'I want to f**king put my drum part on it!'

I am "yes!", he is "no", I am Instant Gratification, he is Tantric Sex.

I think I'm becoming more of a musician as opposed to a drummer, more interested in the gestalt than I am in my own personal chops.

It takes two to tango, and three to reggae!

[phaty]

[quote="phaty"]
By the way Hannaha I am about to fall for you because of your avatar - girls behind chellos are sexy ... I hope it is not a bass and you are HUGE![/quote]

[quote="Hannaha"]Excellent - more please![/quote]

OH BEHAAAAAVE!

[Hannaha]

[quote="phaty"][quote="phaty"]
By the way Hannaha I am about to fall for you because of your avatar - girls behind chellos are sexy ... I hope it is not a bass and you are HUGE![/quote]

[quote="Hannaha"]Excellent - more please![/quote]

OH BEHAAAAAVE![/quote]

phaty you know perfectly well that I meant more quotes!

And it's spelled CELLO you philistine!