Here's an insurance story...
I had a friend who was a hand model (he couldn't do anything else with his hands, poor guy. Great nails, though). Anyway, he kept his insurance policy in a drawer and one day he went to check it and his hand got stuck. Well, he did get a new nickname out of it. TRIPOD we call him now.
I guess the morale of the story is be careful when you stick your hands in drawers.
Personally, I'd never want to hear Andy saying, "Egads, me hands stuck in me drawers!"
