Dateline: Vancouver, May 26 2007.
It took me years to switch from "Obsessed Police Fan" to "Huge Police Fan". What's the difference? An obsessed Police fan buys every release, however marginally related, by the Police, Sting, Stewart, and Andy. A huge Police fan stops buying soundtracks that have only one mediocre Sting song. An obsessed Police fan buys three different formats of the "All For One" single by Sting, Brian Adams, and Rod Stewart. A huge Police fan only buys one (and regrets it). Obsessed Police fan posts to the Police mailing list at least once a week. Huge Police Fan lurks, but rarely posts.
Occasionaly, "Huge Police Fan" feels the urge to send a Stewart Copeland/Adam Ant video to Giovanni for Stewart's Web Site. He gathers Andy interviews from the web into one central location and posts a link on the "big three" (That's Gio's site, Ian's site, and the mailing list). But as soon as Huge Police Fan feels himself getting too obsessed, he slows it down a notch, and listens to Bowie instead. Bowie still rocks!
When Andy Summers did his book tour last year, I realized that I had made the switch to "Huge Police Fan" when I no longer had to make sure that I was the first person in line so I could get the best seat. 10th or 20th in line would be OK.
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Today I found myself all the way accross the continent, inside the Canucks store (within GM Place) pretending to be interested in the merchandise. I walked around looking at shirts, caps, and hockey pucks. The manager kept coming over to check me out, but I didn't care.
Why? Because I could faintly hear the Police practicing "Walking in your Footsteps" in another part of the building. After just about getting chased out of the store, I found myself walking around the building, placing my ear on the windows, trying to find the best location to hear Stewart's drumming through the sound of traffic driving around the building.
I guess Obsessed Police Fan is back, at least for a little while. I'll have to apologize to my wife and daughter when I get home. But I still refuse to buy any more mediocre Sting songs.
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