A Phone Conversation With Stew

A Phone Conversation With Stew

Postby cpriddims on 11 May 2007 05:06

True Story.

Right before the Leopard Son soundtrack was to be released, there was a mis-informed press release saying how stewart was working on a new solo cd. I was working at Columbus Pro Percussion in Ohio. I decided to take it upon myself (with a "good luck!" from manager) to contact Stew's management to invite him into the store to do a clinic on playing and film scoring, etc in promotion of this so called new 'solo album.'

I knew Ark 21 was Miles' new company and that I could get to Stew somehow through them. I called the number for Ark 21 and a lady answered the phone:

Ark Lady: Hello?

Me: Yes, I am calling from Columbus Pro Percussion in Columbus, Ohio to invite Stewart to come to our store and do a clinic on film scoring and drumming in promotion of his upcoming cd release.

Ark Lady: Ummm hold on....try this number.....(gives me a number) this number should get you thru to someone who can help you.

Me: Ok, thank you very much
(I dial the number....phone rings as my hand starts to sweat)

A very familiar voice answers the phone in a cautious tone..
"Hello???"
(IT'S STEWART!!!!!! THE LADY ACTUALLY GAVE ME HIS F-ING NUMBER!)

Me: Stewart? (in a pre-pubescent tone)

Stew: Ummm Yeaaahhh?

Me:(all in one breath,fed ex style)Hi my name is chad paetznick and i want to invite you to do a clinic at our store on drumming and film scoring when you come here promoting your new cd.

Stew: You're whooo?

Me: my name is chad paetznick and i want to invite you to do a clinic at our store on drumming and film scoring when you come here promoting your new cd.

Stew: You mean the leopard son soundtrack? That's coming out soon.

Me: Ummm, I guess I thought there was something else coming out

Stew: no, the only thing I have going right now is the leopard son release.

Me: Ok well we'd be glad to have you in and promote your work and we'd love it if you were interested in doing a clinic on film scoring and drumming.

Stew: Ooooookaaaay. And what's your name again?

Me: Chad Paetznick

Stew: And who are you with?

Me: Columbus pro percussion in Columbus Ohio.

Stew: Ok thanks for the offer.

Me: Ok thank you

Stew: Goodbye

Me: Goodbye
(click)

I run to the front of the store and yell "I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH STEWART COPELAND!!"

The clinic event never happened, but he was nice about me calling and didn't hang up on me at least.

Thanks Stewart. Do you remember this odd call? I still have the number but never used it again or shared it with ANYONE (which I won't ever do). It's probably changed by now anyway. Did anyone get canned at Ark 21 that day because of me? I hope not! :roll:
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Postby Mrs. Gradenko on 11 May 2007 05:18

That's cute, how old were you?
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Postby Divemistress of the Dark on 11 May 2007 14:27

Well, at least one thing's for sure: Stew can be sure at least one of our number isn't a creepy stalker, since CP had his number for years and didn't call him up to ask if he had Prince Albert in a can every Friday night for 18 months.

;)
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Postby Mister Gradenko on 11 May 2007 20:20

Prince Albert in a can????

What kind of a piercing is that??????
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Postby georgygirl on 11 May 2007 21:20

Congratulations cpriddims.

I think you did it great, but why the invitation fot that clinic never happened?

:?:
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Postby DirtyMartini on 11 May 2007 22:24

Smooooth, Chad. :P
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Postby cpriddims on 12 May 2007 03:48

[quote="Mrs. Gradenko"]That's cute, how old were you?[/quote]

That would have been around late 1995 or early 1996. I would have been 24 or 25 then, and quite determined to get Stewart to come to my drum shop to share his knowledge and unique personality!
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Question?

Postby georgygirl on 12 May 2007 23:32

Dirtymartiniii, in your avatar, who is the shadow:

Sting from Stewart or Stewart from Sting...

I am A little bit confusing.

:?

How can you explain, shadows in your avatar?

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Postby dontboxmein on 14 May 2007 06:52

yeah i can relate i have mr. copeland's number but i have never ever used it i am too dam scared..he would chew my ass out. least this was given to me by a loyal contact. wether his number has changed i do not know. i do have the professional e-mail of miles copeland too.
and if sometimes i can't seem to talk you know this blackborad lacks a piece of chalk
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Postby conroy on 14 May 2007 12:21

I don't know about anyone else, but this thread is starting to give me the creeps.
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Postby DirtyMartini on 14 May 2007 14:22

Georgy, I'm pretty sure it's Sting superimposed over Stewart. (I like the way Stewart is inside Stingo's head.)

Conroy, I think this thread would suggest that Stewart maybe needs a new phone number. (BTW, I love your hat!)
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Postby animal on 14 May 2007 16:03

DirtyMartini

Your Avatar, gives a whole new meaning to Voices Inside my Head :lol:
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Postby conroy on 14 May 2007 18:14

DM, I'll be sure to wear one to Vancouver!
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Postby samburusunset on 14 May 2007 19:09

[quote="conroy"]DM, I'll be sure to wear one to Vancouver![/quote]


That's how we'll ID you! Who needs a Backstage Cafe or Gizmo tee?
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Postby DirtyMartini on 14 May 2007 23:13

[quote="animal"]Your Avatar, gives a whole new meaning to Voices Inside my Head :lol:[/quote]

HA!


[quote="conroy"]DM, I'll be sure to wear one to Vancouver![/quote]

HA!
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