Offering my services for the police.

[JoelsGrooving]

Stewart, Sting, Andy,

LONGggggggggggggggg time fan here. Ive been in sales for alot of my life and im offering a fair way to handle future ticket sales for your TRUE fans. The ones that have been buying your albums for the past 25 years and have been waiting for the chance like this to come along.

All the others that want to make a buck off this need to be shot.
I have a plan for any future shows. To keep the prices fair, To have a special section lottery. To have a special rehersal section. I have a fair way to handle this as a fan and a long time person running around in my truck blasting the police for all to hear.

If i can help you guys in any way i may be handicaped in my low back, but my mind is still somewhat there to help.

You guys have so many fans, i hope the shows will be enough to keep the masses happy.

If you go by my house during drum practice, feel free to knock on my door.

Peace,

Joel
Melbourne Florida

[Louise Lane]

Nice offer Joel!