Tour Countdown!

[mardee]

"Tee hee. Call me a doctor cuz I'm losing my mind!"

In my case, can't lose what I've already lost.

[jedsoon]

[quote="DirtyMartini"] Glad you ladies enjoy the doggerel.[/quote]

The dudes do too.. or this one anyway!

[DirtyMartini]

Aw shucks, thanks to you, too, Chris.

I was just thinking in terms of those last couple of posts, but I stand corrected. Thank you, my Sisters *and* Brothers of Copelandia.

[jedsoon]

S'okay. I just don't chime in as much as some of the ladies do. Just over here doing my wallflower bit!

[DirtyMartini]

Chime in, damn it! What good's a forum if people don't talk?

SPEAK!

[GinaSuperCat]

28 DAYS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MmMeeEEeOOOoooWWwwWwwwW

[DirtyMartini]

Hang on there, kitty -- I was working on it. Poetry this bad takes time! *ahem*

Today's lame-ass rhymes
are also a PSA
to remind our Cali brethren
that Andy's in L.A.

Can you imagine one train later?
Or one on any other day?
A world with no so lone-lay.
No eyoh eyoh eyaaay.

No bombs away in old Bombay.
No calls a thousand times a day.
No single day or word you say
or game you play or night you stay.

No man with the stranger's face.
No Miss Gradenko, are you safe?
No All I gained was heartache.
No growing appetAte.

Sure, the Boys would still be playing,
somehow sometime somewhere.
I defy you to keep Stewart from
his cymbals, fills, and flares.

But with no eloquence escaping,
No blowing Sally up with air;
With your iPod now half-empty,
Your life's soundtrack disappears.

So if you get to chat with Andy,
please tell him I say "hey."
And thank him for the music
that brings us here today.

And remind him to stay ready
Cuz soon we've got a date.
I know it all sounds heady,
but they play LIVE IN 28!!!

[mardee]

*mad clapping and cheers* Good one for the day!

On the by, does any of our Copelandia brethren of plans of seeing Andy today?

[Divemistress of the Dark]

Just think. SC.net has its very own bard.

Wonderful!

[DirtyMartini]

No time to muse today;
you're on your own, my brethren.
The shorthand: blahty blahty blah.
The punchline: 27!!!

[GinaSuperCat]

still brilliant! <claps> have to start a work-a-thon today until Vancouver...the prize in less than 4 weeks definitely inspiring and motivating!!!

[Spec A!]

DM- you totally need to write these out, frame em, and send them to Stewart. I'm sure one of our good forum admins can make sure it makes it to them....


Bravo!

[DirtyMartini]

You kids are just too much. xoxo

[DirtyMartini]

It's a tough thing to maneuver,
this getting out to Vancouver.
Expedition is moot with the clerks and the suits
lest you're stacked like J. Edgar Hoover.

The paperwork is inane.
I must be going insane
to run hither and thither in all kinds of weather
just to get my ass on a plane.

So I keep the goal clear in mind:
The Police -- holy crap -- playing live.
The bass and the drums, the chords and anthems,
And the fabulous sounds when combined.

So I nod and smile like a bootlick
And complain in the form of bad limericks.
Soon the web will be spun, and the frenzy begun:
Rimshot, hi-hat, and kick IN 26!!!

[animal]

DirtyMartini

It's reminding me of some lines from The Princess Bride


Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Keep em coming