A MIGHTY WIND IN THE MAGIC STINGDOM

[STEWART]

…disbelief spreads across his face and he looks helplessly at Andy before dissolving into wild laughter.

ROX-HA-HA-HA-AN-AN!
YOU DON’T HAVE TO…

But it’s all over. Andy still has the riff going but we’ve lost Sting. He’s gasping for mercy, leaning forward, agape, as I murder the bass line to his classic song. Every wrong note that I hit on his 1955 Fender Precision bass sinks him deeper and he’s howling.

YOU KNOW MY…
Wrong note
…IS MADE UP
Wrong note
SO PUT AWAY…
Wrong note

We are at the foot of a huge staircase that sweeps up into the dark. Scattered around us is a collection of stringed instruments. It’s a baronial hall with stone walls and the sound that we make wells up around us.

This whole bass thing is his idea. Andy and Sting have taken to pulling out acoustic guitars after dinner and most nights we end up here in the stairwell sounding like The New Seekers crossed with The Gypsy Kings. It’s actually kind of impressive to hear them duelling away with the twanging strings reverberating off the ancient walls. Couple of frustrated Manitas de Plattas, the pair of them, blazing away there by candlelight.

To stop me from going to get some drums, Sting put this venerable antique bass into my hand. Andy shouts out key changes to me and the two of them are head to head, exchanging phrases and trying to extravagantly out noodle each other. I plod along on the bass, mostly keeping up, except for this verse in Roxanne.

I’m a little giddy about my promotion to bass player in the band. Of course it’s just a power grab by Sting who wants to upgrade to six stings, but I’m happy because now that my new instrument produces actual pitched notes (as opposed to the banging and clattering of my previous rank) it makes me officially one of the musicians. The best part is that the notes on a bass are so low that it doesn’t really matter what notes you hit – except to Sting, whom I can now demolish with hearty wrongness on his own axe. And then Andy pulls out an…

[DirtyMartini]

Tease.

[samburusunset]

Weeeeeee haaaaaaa! Go Stew-art! Go Stew-art! I'd rather get a tease than nothing at all! "Our" Boys are whistling while they work (so to speak). You've broken down the fortress around Sting's.....well you know.
Keep plunking away! CANNOT wait to hear you guys rockin'!

SS

*does giddy little dance and smiles for the rest of the day*

[Roxanne75]

How good that Sting has a stage to spread his energy and sing again and again about his feelings. And what a luck that he needs to sing Police songs again!

Nice tale, Mr Copeland.

[NoOneYouKnow]

I think we're supposed to follow Stewart's lead, there.

"And then Andy pulls out an..."


...axe and splinters the sh*t out of the bass. Sting howls with laughter.


That's just my guess.

[Copelandous D'Amour]

Woohoo - keep these reports coming Stewart!! I wanna see Sting-o try the drums on for size! Andy on mandolin? Just keep the lute out of it!!

Thanks again for the report. We're all wondering how you guys are getting along with the rehearsing. See you in Vancouver!

[jedsoon]

...violin, and they tear into some Stravinsky!

You guys are having too much fun!

[Wait and See]

Sounds like good vibes, if nothing else.

*cough*everybody's hoping for a new album*cough*

[mardee]

Congratulations on your promotion! All these years and you finally made it to "official musician." So have your finger tips stopped hurting yet?

[BongoBoy]

Andy pulls out......a snare drum!

Heh!

Freakin Awesome !

Thanks a lot Man!!!!!!!

[zilboy]

Knowing Andy, it's X-Rated!

[rapa]

... and then Andy pulls out another song from our old catalogue: it's Fallout! Sting and Andy dive into the song, and I just have to shout out: 'guys!!! Slow down! You got to slow down!!!'

[Bob from NJ]

Great reading, Mr. Copeland. Thanks.

[Marshmallow Jones 1]

'and then Andy pulls out an..."

armadillo from his trousers?

(sorry, saw Spinal Tap again not too long ago... )


good story Stewart, but Gio will be after you to file that under 'Stewart's Dinner Tales'. can't have these posts in the wrong folder and all that...

[Spec A!]

That's so awesome!

Again we are all so very happy and excited for you Stewart!!! Thank you so much for staying in touch with us "little people".