Stewart, Please DO NOT RIDE A HORSE this year

[mardee]

Wow, people, why don't we stick him in a plastic bubble inside a rubber room, until the moment of showtime. That way nothing can harm him.

Stewart, I say, use your good judgement and have fun! If you want to, ride those horses, drink those beers, wave your hands like a mad man, and smile.

As I read somewhere.... "Life is a STD, and it's always terminal."

[DirtyMartini]

[quote="mardee"]Wow, people, why don't we stick him in a plastic bubble inside a rubber room, until the moment of showtime.[/quote]

Brilliant! Although plastic might be bad for his skin.
Maybe a sensory deprivation chamber? But then there's the drowning problem.

I think we're going to have to go with suspended animation. It's the only way that we can guarantee Stewart doesn't hurt himself.

[Rapa Nui]

Stewart,
PLEASE, don`t play polo until you play in Buenos Aires, the date still not confirmed but...PLease don`t play for now.

Fede-Buenos Aires

[samburusunset]

[quote="DirtyMartini"]And just to be safe: no drinking, no smoking, and no talking.
All that gesturing is a tragedy waiting to happen.[/quote]

Stewart the mad gesturer! ROFLMAO

I lost it with this one and it just kept going!
Suspended animation would prevent him from practicing. And he might look a pit pale when he was reanimated.

The rubber room is a good way to go. But I think we'd better have someone cut his food. Wouldn't want to slice any fingers off. Wait a minute...what about his sticks? He could get a splinter that could get septic which could lead to... OMG! Maybe we best not analyze this too much

[Mrs. Gradenko]

[quote]Wow, people, why don't we stick him in a plastic bubble inside a rubber room, until the moment of showtime. That way nothing can harm him. [/quote]
Well if we put him in a plastic bubble.. he'd suficate. But a rubber room sounds good.

[DirtyMartini]

[quote="samburusunset"]Wait a minute...what about his sticks? He could get a splinter that could get septic which could lead to... OMG! Maybe we best not analyze this too much [/quote]

One could poke an eye out with drumsticks. Very unsafe. And in a rubber room there is still gravity to contend with -- and therefore the ability to fall down in some unsavory and injurious posture.

I'm sticking with my vote for suspended animation. We can stimulate his arms and legs with small pulses of electricity to mimic his practicing movements so that he can continue to build up his timing, transitions, and muscle memory. It's simple really: essentially reanimating him while he's in suspended animation.

BTW, Samburu -- you do wonders for my ego. You are fabulous.

[mardee]

You guys are incorrigible. Especially you, DM.



I've been trying find more details about this accident in '86. I get it was a polo accident in which he broke his collar bone, but I'm curious what happened? Does anyone know the details?

[samburusunset]

[quote="DirtyMartini]
I'm sticking with my vote for suspended animation. We can stimulate his arms and legs with small pulses of electricity to mimic his practicing movements so that he can continue to build up his timing, transitions, and muscle memory. It's simple really: essentially reanimating him while he's in suspended animation.

BTW, Samburu -- you do wonders for my ego. You are fabulous. [/quote]

DM -- you've got me in stitches! I would have sprayed the screen had I had a beverage in my mouth. "Small pulses of electricity." OMG!
This is starting to sound scarily like Frankenstein or at the very least a David Blane stunt.

[conroy]

DM -- you've got me in stitches! I would have sprayed the screen had I had a beverage in my mouth. "Small pulses of electricity." OMG!
This is starting to sound scarily like Frankenstein or at the very least a David Blane stunt.[/quote]

I did the same thing when I saw your location: Bawlmer Merlin. That's exactly how they say it up there!

[kappa02]

[quote="giovanni"]Hi Kappa02, the horse logo was designed by Stewart, Eugenio did the rest of the graphic.

My job? Do you mean being a record label manager for an indipendent Italian distributor (the biggest, ok ok...), being a musician...

...or being here at SC.net?

Giovanni[/quote]


Gio, I should have put "coolest jobS" ever! Of the 3, I choose record label manager in Italy as coolest, as that kind of career can open so many doors and great opportunities. To me, being a musician is more of a hobby, even for those fortunate enough to be paid for their talents. Same thing with web design, I suppose...

[heidi11681]

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]Those horses don't come with seat belts, do they...?

[/quote]

LOL.....they don't come with airbags either haha.

Last time I road a horse was back in 2004......never road before.....I had a tandum horse and my horse hated the other horse and they had disputes haha!!!!