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Postby zilboy on 11 Mar 2007 01:23

Okay GSC, here's a taste of the lyrics from the Japan import of Zenyatta:

"Suitcase," verse 2

I know the people my collection
I pulled so cooledly
I wrestled my connection
Bird in the flying cage will never
get to know me well
Who runs my oyster?
The hotel rooms across the cell

Must I be, a man in a suitcase?
Is it me, the man with the slimmish face?

"World is Running"

Turn on my PCR
See what I've had to hear
James Brown must have his show
Seems to take like half a year...

Called in my STI
Two wakes inside my brain
Make it up all on my own
Then go out in the rain...

Hey I've been lonely here
Don't waste my time with tears
I'll learn to float again
For years and years and years
Go like a fool I.E.
Good cans are runnin' out
Save food for years and years...

"Shadows"

Woke up in my clothes again this morning
Don't know exactly where I am
Not sure to heed my doctor's warnin'
He's just gonna mess with me again
He claims I suffer from delusion
I'm so confident I'm sane
It can't be an optical illusion
So I can use his plane
Shadows in the rain...


And we thought we had trouble understanding Sting's lyrics! :lol:
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Postby Hannaha on 11 Mar 2007 02:00

Oh my god, those are amazing!
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Postby GinaSuperCat on 11 Mar 2007 02:51

Thanks so much for typing those in Zilboy $$---definitely worth the suspense!!! One word: priceless :D
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Postby Divemistress of the Dark on 11 Mar 2007 03:39

"Who runs my oyster?" Heeeee!!
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Too funny

Postby irishrose1969 on 12 Mar 2007 04:16

I am laughing my ass off as I am reminded of the many misconstrued lyrics by Police. Those are all good ones. I am so hysterical.
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Postby Hannaha on 12 Mar 2007 15:36

I just remembered, when I first heard KK's 'Don't Care' I thought he shouted "IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIRCUTS YOU CAN SUCK MY SOCKS!"

I was intrigued by the idea of his having more than one haircut...
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Postby mudspoke on 13 Mar 2007 01:11

Funniest (real) lyric of all time (IMO): I have a "Police Songs" songbook, and the posted lyrics for Masoko Tanga are (drum roll):

<ad lib chant>

Seriously. Who else would even admit that?
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Postby sockii on 15 Mar 2007 13:52

Speaking of misheard lyrics, this ought to give you a laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(Warning: do not attempt to eat or drink while watching.)
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Postby sockii on 15 Mar 2007 13:54

Sorry for the double-post! :oops:
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Postby DirtyMartini on 15 Mar 2007 14:58

Sockii, that's beautiful. I'm crying over here.
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Postby Marshmallow Jones 1 on 15 Mar 2007 15:27

I've heard different takes on 'Spirits'

'We all spit into my cereal'
'Whee - I pissed into my Cheerios'

and other variations on that...

We also used to sing 'Dont ever leave your pizza burning' I'm sure you can guess what that is...(not police)
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Postby GinaSuperCat on 15 Mar 2007 16:47

Hhaha "DA NA NA NA...NEOWWWW"...thanks for the warning...the lyrics are messed they are actually brilliant LOL
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Postby Grant on 16 Mar 2007 01:58

[quote="Marshmallow Jones 1"]

We also used to sing 'Dont ever leave your pizza burning' I'm sure you can guess what that is...(not police)[/quote]

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Postby georgygirl on 16 Mar 2007 04:09

Don´t tell the director I sex-o

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Postby Mrs. Gradenko on 16 Mar 2007 04:11

Dirty mind, lol!
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