Hey yall i wrote a story

[redneckpride]

This is a story a wrote awhile back. Its not finished yet. But i just wanna see what the public would think
thanks for reading!
Oh by rhe way im supposed 2 be sissy.
Buttoford my bro tooty is my cousin and yall probably know meemaw.

Chapter 1

"Mima!!! Where are you?!?" screamed Buttoford "MIMA!!!!! MIMA!!!!! MIMA!!!! MIMA!!!! MIMA!!!!! I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE!!!!" "Um,Buttoford Its right by your foot"said Tooty."Hey ya'll" said Sissy."Hey"said Buttoford and Tooty together. "What Ya'll doin'?" asked Sissy. "Watchin' the news"said Tooty."O MY GOODNEESSS GRACIOUSNESS!!! YA'LLL THERES A TWISTER A COMIN'!!! EVERYBODY IN THE HIDDEY HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Buttoford. "A twister?"said Mima as she came out of the kitchen "We have'nt had one of those in such a long time." "How Long will it be until the twister comes?" asked Tooty."Um, the news says 4 Minutes and 45 secounds,"no wait 44,No 43, No-."Buttoford please be quite" said Mima. "OK"said Mima"We need to get food water and the Dogs"."Ok Buttoford Get the food, Tooty get some water,oh and get some blankets,Sissy get the dogs!!!" -3 MINUTES LATER- "I see it!!!" screamed Buttoford"You took my barn and my cow, I'll get you!!!!!!" Then Buttoford starts shooting at the twister with his 45."Buttoford stop shooting at the twister it ain't doin' no good!!!" screamed Mima "Ok everybody get in the hiddey hole!!." Once everbody was in the hiddey hole with all the jugs of water,all the food and blankets, and all the dogs they heard a terrible sreaming turns out they left Sissy outside."Ya'll help the twisters got meee!!!!!!!" screamed Sissy. "O my goodness the twisters got Sissy!!!."Buttoford opened the door to the hiddey hole and saw Sissy fly away with all cows and thier brand new barn. "O,crap the twisters got my new barn and all my cows"said Buttoford."O,well Sissy can survive this" said Mima"Well at least I think she can."

"How long is this twister gonna last?"asked Bttoford."I don't know"said Mima. -1 DAY LATER- Once the twister was over Buttoford,Mima and Tooty,and the dogs got out of the hiddey hole. "O my this place is destroyed"said Mima."O well look on the bright side" said Buttoford "Old Bessy survived." "Ok"said Tooty "your tellin' me that old truck survived, but our house didn't survive?" . "Yep"said Buttoford." O NO!!" screamed Tooty,"where are we goin' to live?"."I don't know"said Mima "I guess we'll have to live in Old Bessy." "Uhhhhhg, I don't want to live in that stupid old truck" said Buttoford."Well, were gonna have to." said Mima."Ah darn" said Tooty."How will we find Sissy?" asked Buttoford."I don't know"said Mima"she could be anywhere between here and California." "O my Mima"said Tooty "isi'nt that a little bit to far? Were all the way in Alabama.""No it ain't to far,the same thing happened to me when I was Sissy's age.""Really Mima?" asked Buttoford."Yes Buttoford really"answered Mima. "Well"said Mima"I guess we'd better notify The Police and tell them Sissy flew away with the twister." So Tooty, Buttoford , and Mima walked to the police station,which was also destroyed. Two police officers where standing outside the building."Good morining ma'm"said a fat officer"how can I help you?" "Well"said Mima"my granddaughter got sucked up in the tornado and we think she's in California and we want some help finding her." "Um, ma'm I don't think she'd be alive if that happened." "O yes she would" said Mima."No she would'nt" said the fat cop "now if excuse me, I have other things to worry about". Then the officer pushed them out of the station and slammed what was left of the door in thier faces. "O darn I guess were goin' to have to find her ourselves, come on ya'll lets go."

8:30 AM L.A.,CA

"O my goodneesss where am I?" said Sissy. Sissy looked around she was sitting in some ones yard."Whoa"said Sissy is that a swimmin' pool?" Then she heard I door open."O my god, who are you?"said the person."O my goodness" said Sissy"your Billy Ray Cyrus!!!"."Yes Iam"said Billy"NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!." "Ok"said Sissy "but can I get your autigraph first? My Mima really likes your music." "GET OFFF MYYYYYY LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!"screamed Billy again. Then Sissy left. She found herself in some rich person neighborhood."Where am I ?"said Sissy again."I guess I'll ask somebody if I can borrow thier phone".She knocked on the door of a house three doors down from Billy Ray's."Hello?"answered a girl with way to much make up on holding a baby."Hey"said Sissy" are'nt you Kourtney Kardashian?"."Yah,"said the girl"what do you want?" "Oh,look!!"said Sissy "Its the camera man!!! Im' on Keeping up with the Kardashians!!! Mima if your watching this is Sissy Im' in"-. "Um, where am I?"Sissy asked."Los Ageles"answered Kourtney."Hey'said Sissy"don't you live Miami?" "Yah,"said Kourtney "but my boyfriend was being a jerk so I moved." After that strange encounter Sissy went into town."O my this place is fancy." Sissy felt hungry so she checked her pockets for money she found one dollar."Hey theres a McDonalds"said Sissy"I'll eat there, I've never eat'in here before."

Sissy ordered something from the 1$ value menu."Ew!!!"said Sissy after she tried her pancakes she had ordered"this tastes worse than Mima's cow patti soup." After that Sissy walked 2 hours to North California and found an old barn and she spent the night there. Mean while back at home-"MiMA"screamed Buttoford"Old Bessy has a full tank lets head to the trailer park." Mima,Tooty,and Buttoford headed to a trailer park in Tennesee which is where they spent the night.
THE END OF CHAPTER ONE

Chapter 2

At twelve o clock which is when Mima watches Keeping up with the Kardashians Mima turned on the tv and saw Sissy on the TV!!!! Announcer: Today on Keeping up with the Kardashians crazy Hillbilly wholigan invades Kourtney K's house!!!! "Omy goodness" said Meemaw "thats my Sissy!!! on the TV!!!!! Ya'll come look Sissy is on the TV!!!!" Screamed Meemaw. "Omy Lady Ga Ga" said Tooty "that is Sissy." "Omy lordy Sissy what you doin' in that little box?" said Buttoford "I'll get you out

[Jack Pozzi]

Troll, before you post anything again; you should listen to this first:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjUY8IXvnA

you are being watched,

[Jack Pozzi]

Then there is Falco

you are way out of your element

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNHkWrUcLvU

[kmart]

Jack,

You are a little scary.

She is a little girl....and whats with the "troll" moniker?

Kmart