Let's meet for fuck sake! - LONDON 2010

[phaty]

[Written on monday posted now because a certain lady comes home wednesday and I don't want her to miss this! And yes it wednesday in Germany right now]

Okay now, it is monday February the 8th and I am just talking to Smudge while I type this. She simply said: hey come to London we want to meet you, and I said: you know something, I fucking will!
So I hope you will join us in the First Secret Poloplayers Ball in London Fall 2010. We are not sure yet how to get the Polo part covered - we talked about either go and watch Bike Polo and get shitfaced (I will wear my "One less horse" shirt for that) or we end up playing polo in one of the parks minus horses because mine is on vacation that weekend - and still get shitfaced.

Now I want you little wonderfull fuckers to pull out your calenders and check availability and if possible block the whole fucking October 2010 so we have a fair chance to find a weekend to bath in Dirty Martinis!
Everybody who shows up will receive a "Phaty Was Rude To Me" T-Shirt and I promise to misbehave as much as I can.

And now phuck off

love

phaty

[smudge]

If anyone has polo ponies and a small country estate near London, do let me know.....Or a croquet set? (That's balls and mallets, right?)

If London can handle Phaty in October 2010, I guess we will be OK with the Olympics in 2012.

ETA: I know it is hard to believe, but I swear no alcohol was abused during the making of this 'plan'.

[conroy]

Fuck Yeah!

[sockii]

Well fuck that is a damned tempting invitation. And I'm not just saying that because I'm well-toasted in preparation for Snowpocalypse 2.0.

[Divemistress of the Dark]

Hmmm. Anybody got the footy schedule for that month? We've been thinking about coming over to see Man U get an ignominious shellacking on the part of somebody - anybody.

[shyvixen]

That sounds like way too much fun. I'm going to try to be there.

[luddite lady]

Seeing as this is phatty's idea, you all must be talking about the lovely town of London, Ontario, CANADA.

Of course I'll be there. It's just down the road from me.

[ltwoman]

Seeing as this is phatty's idea, you all must be talking about the lovely town of London, Ontario, CANADA.

Now you're talking!

[visions]

I just love my PHATY!!!!!!

can not be there but love ya man!!!

How is this.....

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My sis lives in Swiss half the year but i am sure she is not ready for you!!!

where have you been hiding????

[Chatchka]

Well FUCKDAMN. That is tempting. Will someone please get shitfaced for me in London? I'm already committed for Mexico in October.

Man I love it when this place gets all sweary! (thank you, Smudge, for that word)

[phaty]

Wild guess I will end up in a pub with some four to five SC nutters plus Hannah is already scared to death to meet me and the rest of the whole fucking world will drop in via a twitter channel or telepathy or is that telephaty?

[phaty]

Hmmm. Anybody got the footy schedule for that month?

Won't be available before July-ish - ManU? what is that all about! We should go to see some 4th devision underdogs. I always wanted to see England vs. Germany (we always win anyway) stand in the German stand and go "Two World Wars and One World Cup ... " - aaah the fun of being a 300 lbs ex-punk!

[moonstone]

[quote="smudge"]Or a croquet set? (That's balls and mallets, right?)[/quote]

I've got the dogs balls and a wooden mallet for banging in fence posts. Will that do?

[DirtyMartini]

[quote="phaty"]phaty[/quote]

Who the fuck are you?

[Maud138]

Zjees, so I have to go to London again in October? I guess I better start saving some money. Phaty: not the 22th.