OT - Worst Present Ever

OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby Johnny O on 23 Dec 2009 16:34

Allrighteythen... What was the WORST present you ever got on Christmas? This is not to bash friends and relatives, but to celebrate the worst of the worst. I'm talking a present so bad you kept it because your brain could not wrap around the thought of what else to do with it...

Worst present I ever got: A box full of 15 bars of unwrapped Ivory Bar Soap from my Grandfather. Twenty-six years later and I still think wtf???
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby smax on 23 Dec 2009 16:44

i got a beermat from my mum last year. a cardboard beermat. No distinguishing features or particular relevance or interest to me. A cardboard beermat.
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby TOWOS on 23 Dec 2009 23:36

A gift or a present is always a gift, and should not be judged. It's a thought, an afterthought, whatever. The person has thought of getting you something.
I have always been more interesting in giving than receiving anyway. 8) My present is the joy of the person that gets the present.
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby ltwoman on 23 Dec 2009 23:42

This one will surely keep me up tonight thinking about it. But I have to agree with TOWOS. Although I'm sure I didn't see it like that when I was younger... and that's probably when I got the the Worst Present Ever. I'll have to get back with you on this one.
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby Sarabande on 23 Dec 2009 23:44

The absolute worst gift I have ever received was when my boyfriend at the time, gave me a battery operated clothes shaver. (you know, the kind device that removes the little pills of fuzz that happen to things like sweaters and such?)
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby animal on 23 Dec 2009 23:57

Sarabande wrote:The absolute worst gift I have ever received was when my boyfriend at the time, gave me a battery operated clothes shaver. (you know, the kind device that removes the little pills of fuzz that happen to things like sweaters and such?)


at 0:20 I think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPJB7N-cHF8
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby dufmanno on 24 Dec 2009 00:07

Not counting the macaroni necklace my kid gave me last year (ouch, bad mom) I'd have to say the leather salad bowl with matching utensils. I swear such a thing exsists.
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby Shangeris on 24 Dec 2009 11:32

animal wrote:
Sarabande wrote:The absolute worst gift I have ever received was when my boyfriend at the time, gave me a battery operated clothes shaver. (you know, the kind device that removes the little pills of fuzz that happen to things like sweaters and such?)


at 0:20 I think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPJB7N-cHF8

:lol: The guy's expression at 2:58 is priceless! :lol:
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby moonstone on 24 Dec 2009 13:56

[quote="Sarabande"]The absolute worst gift I have ever received was when my boyfriend at the time, gave me a battery operated clothes shaver. [i](you know, the kind device that removes the little pills of fuzz that happen to things like sweaters and such?)[/i][/quote]


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you absolutely sure that it was a clothes shaver?
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Re: OT - Worst Present Ever

Postby Rusty James on 24 Dec 2009 19:26

Chia-freakin'-pet
Worst present ever
°My kid wants to be an influencer.
What the hell does that mean?
°It means I’ve failed as a parent.
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