Listen, I wasn't supposed to reveal this, but since the cat is out of the bag...
Don't tell the Reuters, okay?
Actually, they are recording their new album at my house next week while I'm in La Jolla. Yeah, I know Stewart can't be there, so Sting is planning to record Stewart's drum parts on my Casio keyboard, and Stewart said that was cool, he trusted Sting with those parts too. Incidentally, Andy is planning to play my cheapo strat. And, Henri is sitting in for a few songs too. My 5-year-old daughter developed all the lyrics and wrote them down on Spongebob squarepants sticky notes so the guys can randomly rearrange them. It won't matter if they rearrange them though because all of the songs are about Disney princesses, bananas and fruit roll ups. And, in exchange for letting them use my space, Sting has offered to mow the lawn and weed the garden right after they are finished recording. In fact, I think I see Trudy out there now getting a jump start on it, because, in fairness, there are a lot of weeds to pull. But, I digress...
Oh yeah, and the title of the album is Kindergatta Princessamoratta Bananapants. Now you know.
And, NONE of this is in Stewart's book.