I primarily use Twitter to keep me amused during a work day that would otherwise drive me to despair and dissipation. No remarks, please.
Many people I follow on Twitter are witty and terse in a way I believe Oscar Wilde might have approved of. Some of the best of them can be seen every day at
http://favrd.textism.com/, where folks who register with favrd have their own favorited Tweets counted towards a shamelessly self-serving exercise in emotional validation. Topics regularly mocked run the gamut from A to B, assuming A is bacon and B is surreptitious masturbation.
Absurditas antecedat morbiditate.