[quote="smudge"][quote="smax"]i'll be hurtin' if i buy that bloody car!!!!
computer says "no"..........
(bollocks.) (plural)
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I'm sure that a faction of the London Coven is going to blow 'kill-joy' flavored raspberries at me for saying this - but computer is right. (There's a LEX/HAL gag in there somewhere, but damned if I can figure it out in a way that gives appropriate props to Mrs Smax.)
Console yourself with the thought that the car might be purchased by another loving owner who can give it a better life in the country. (For example, they might drive it down muddy country lanes, allow it to commune with Range Rovers in the field-turned-car-park at equine events, leave damp Barbour jackets and green wellies in the trunk overnight.)
As an added bonus, we can now preface your name with the honorific title 'Two Bollocks'.[/quote]
best I could come up with..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN6syZ9maB0
A mind full of useless information.
Quotes are my speciality.
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