The Silence of the Stew

[TeresaV]

[quote="English-lion"]English-lion here reporting form her floor in nursing home I work at (yes the dement-cha ward)


Shouldn't be telling you this with the " confidentiality agreement" but I have 3 new patients

One has gotten himself into the shoe polish
Another falls asleep at the drop of the hat then wakes up asking for his passport
the other KEEEPS ON HITTING THINGS!!! (real annoying) he says he wants the computer to write but we will not let him due to the fact that he HITS EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Well back to work I have to give them all pre-admission baths [/quote]



oooo do I very much feel ya pain girlfriend!! I once had a resident who was mentally challenged and had been abused by his father, he was very sweet to us staff, but he had major sun-downers, when the sun when down, he would say things like.." Fuck you you whoremonger, you aint fuckin' me tonight!!" He wasn't physically violent towards us, just the "voices inside his head" made him flip out on night shift...so very sad. I really loved that poor man.


We love and miss you very much Stewart!!! Please come back to us!

[English-lion]

Yeah that one that hitting things swears waaaay too much for my taste

I just read the file on the one that used shoe polish as a hair accessory Fuck that's a bitch to get out!

Apparently he stick's his ass out of of moving cars windows The last time was Australia


Ahh back to the baths

umm it seems that I'm taking a looong time to do these baths ........I wonder why

[TheEqualizer]

[quote="English-lion"]Yeah that one that hitting things swears waaaay too much for my taste

I just read the file on the one that used shoe polish as a hair accessory Fuck that's a bitch to get out!

Apparently he stick's his ass out of of moving cars windows The last time was Australia


Ahh back to the baths

umm it seems that I'm taking a looong time to do these baths ........I wonder why [/quote]

Took me a sec of figure out what you were talking about.

[Susan]

Took me a second, too, then I felt a little guilty, but that was funny.

[bella]

[quote="Susan"]Took me a second, too, then I felt a little guilty, but that was funny.[/quote]


and I feel stupid, because I have no clue what E-L's talking about.

[animal]

[quote="bella"][quote="Susan"]Took me a second, too, then I felt a little guilty, but that was funny.[/quote]


and I feel stupid, because I have no clue what E-L's talking about. [/quote]

One has gotten himself into the shoe polish.

means Sting with his new dyed look.

Another falls asleep at the drop of the hat then wakes up asking for his passport.

Andy dropping off in the interview, and travels alot.

the other KEEEPS ON HITTING THINGS!!! (real annoying) he says he wants the computer to write but we will not let him due to the fact that he HITS EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Which only leaves Stewart.

Very funny E-L.

[bella]

[quote="animal"][quote="bella"][quote="Susan"]Took me a second, too, then I felt a little guilty, but that was funny.[/quote]


and I feel stupid, because I have no clue what E-L's talking about. [/quote]

One has gotten himself into the shoe polish.

means Sting with his new dyed look.

Another falls asleep at the drop of the hat then wakes up asking for his passport.

Andy dropping off in the interview, and travels alot.

the other KEEEPS ON HITTING THINGS!!! (real annoying) he says he wants the computer to write but we will not let him due to the fact that he HITS EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Which only leaves Stewart.

Very funny E-L.[/quote]


oh good grief, how embarrassing.

Thanks animal.

[English-lion]

Ah Just finished the baths that one,
that sleeps all the time, was asking for more bubbles

don't worry Bella I'll let you sit with the boys but not with the "Hitter of all things" .......
















He has terrible gas








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[IndyGirl]

[quote="English-lion"]Ah Just finished the baths that one,
that sleeps all the time, was asking for more bubbles [/quote]

More bubbles....Ha ha ha ha!

[Chatchka]

Bella, It took me a second reading too. Don't sweat it. And, ouch, your avi makes me pout.

[TOWOS]

I actually thought Bella's avatar was what Stewart thinks now about El Gordo!

[Susan]

I don't know but the avatar TOWOS is currently sporting is really funny.

[bella]

[quote="TOWOS"]I actually thought Bella's avatar was what Stewart thinks now about El Gordo! [/quote]

HA! It's probably that, too.

Thanks for the sympathy, Chatchka.

And thanks for sparing me from the flatus of the "hitter of all things"