Let me clarify, never drink the "free" shot of ouzo at the Greek restaurant after drinking for several hours no matter how festively and warmly its presented!! <grin>
And if you do, bring your super STEWART girls to make sure you get home with your purse, coat, blackberry, and basically all yer junk intact. They can't work miracles, however, so your dignity likely will not make it back with you <grin>