by Moeskido on 23 Aug 2008 16:45
A terrible, terrible thing has happened. Our coffee machine's power switch has shorted out, mocking us with the mere semblance of display functionality.
I'm certain you will all pause in your day to offer silent wishes that this dark, first-world moment in DM and Moeskido's lives can be addressed swiftly and with decisive action.
This upsetting event has brought me to realize something, however.
It's time for change in America. We don't need the same old Black & Decker appliance policy that has failed us for so long.
Yes, we can. Yes, we can choose a new coffee maker. Yes, we can pick up tacos on the way home.
Yes, we can.
p.s.: Smudge, you're still very silly. Puns are very important and need to be taken out for exercise and fresh air on a regular basis. And I'm almost certain we could find yarg at the local snobberia if we look around a bit.
Absurditas antecedat morbiditate.