So, I think you might be a Nutter if:
You're off to the supermarket, disguised as a "normal" suburban mom...cruising down each aisle for whatever items are necessary to keep your family well-nourished and happy...you round the corner into the magazine aisle...and, suddenly you see it: the current issue of xyz/take your pick Drum Magazine! The cover is sporting a photo of Stewart. The words "Drum Gods Who Changed the Music World" leap out at you, causing you to grin like a crazy person and filling you with a totally unwarranted sense of pride (usually reserved for the precocious accomplishments of your young offspring). You don't drum. You don't own a drum kit. Your pretty darn certain your husband WILL NOT tolerate a drum kit being "snuck" into the house (at least not this month!). And you hesitate not one whit before plunking that sucker into your shopping cart...because you NEED it to go with all the others you've accumulated over the years!
You proceed to the fruit and vegetable aisle wearing a smug expression...you just scored BIG!! Game over!