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[TOWOS]

WOAH! Can't wait for Pictures of The Costellos

[Chatchka]

Dive, repeated rapid fire posts

" Stewart's wig fell off at one point"

NATCH, say I

"I got it all on tape. Sorry for delay, Tamadude was signing flag."

"Sockii had gone to bathroom, was pissed!"

Never Pee! Never Pee!, say I (and then I think was Dive punning me?)

unnamed redhead jumps in with
"get up stand up. Stew an dco all on stage for elvis in black wigs and glasses"

Now 8:55
Dive says " hasn't seen flag yet"
8:55 again
" Heh! big point from stew. we have lurid green ball with sort of wiggly spines all over it!"
8:56
"so far show really tight, better than last night"
8:57
"usual" (not sure what this means)
8:58
"Demo man kicking ass usaa (sic)"

[Chatchka]

Sockii now

"12th row half empty and people sitting all set"


Now me, I can't tell you the expletives that are running through my mind. Too many to type. WTFO?!

[TOWOS]

Maybe they don't like Costello....

[Chatchka]

Ellie, we are past Demo man now. They ain't sitting for elvis, they are sitting for our boys. Damn them -- don't they know, nobody sits at a Police concert except STEWART. NO ONE.

[TOWOS]

[quote="Chatchka"]Ellie, we are past Demo man now. They ain't sitting for elvis, they are sitting for our boys. Damn them -- don't they know, nobody sits at a Police concert except STEWART. NO ONE.[/quote]

I meant the dress-up....There are always spoilsports everywhere. Maybe they're drunk and can't stand

[RIk]

[quote="Chatchka"]Ellie, we are past Demo man now. They ain't sitting for elvis, they are sitting for our boys. Damn them -- don't they know, nobody sits at a Police concert except STEWART. NO ONE.[/quote]
Yeah - sitting in such good seats is a crime... a sin... bad taste at least!

[Chatchka]

Dive, "Lame fuckin crowd. Sucks."

Dive, "Hah! Serious pot smoke during "driven""

Dive, "Stewarts shirt soaked thru..." (I guess that one is for the ladies.)

[TOWOS]

[quote="Chatchka"]
Dive, "Stewarts shirt soaked thru..." (I guess that one is for the ladies.)[/quote]

Dive has it all on tape, right?

[policerule]

[quote="Chatchka"]Dive, "Lame fuckin crowd. Sucks."[quote]


Booooo.


[/quote]Dive, "Hah! Serious pot smoke during "driven""[quote]


Yaaaaay!


[/quote]Dive, "Stewarts shirt soaked thru..." (I guess that one is for the ladies.)[/quote]


Ahhhhh.

[Chatchka]

Ellie, we can all hope, right?!

another text from Dive just in...

"De Do do do sort of morphed into "doo wah diddy"

Chatch here....ya know folks, I have this sinking feeling that this might be the loosest gig of the tour. AND.I'M.STILL.IN.FLORIDA. :<

[TOWOS]

[quote="Chatchka"]Ellie, we can all hope, right?!


Hope and pray!


"De Do do do sort of morphed into "doo wah diddy"
[/quote]

PUFF DIDDY! Clue for one of the guests!


This is School's out for Summer gig - would be nice if they played Alice Cooper's song!!

[Chatchka]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES PEEPS, THIS JUST IN FROM DIVE (twice actually)!!!!!!!!!

"WE GOT A CHA DURING CSLY"

I've asked for confirmation that this came from Sting, and that Jeff has in fact earned his cannolli's and whatever else we promised him.



Now Sockii, "We got cha!"

This is, in fact, Stewmageddon, peeps. The whole tour, no cha and now this. It is the three Policemen of the apolocalypse riding toward us at MSG. (mixing metaphors now, sorry, pressed for time, packing, drinking, 4.5 year old who wants to help me pack)

[GinaSuperCat]

FIRST ENCORE PURPLE HAZE NOT SHITTING U

[policerule]

Just one CHA??

Not that I'm knocking it!

I cannot WAIT to hear these reports!