STEWART COPELAND

by **conroy** on 17 May 2008 03:22

Dammit. I wished someone had warned me to put on a pair of Depends (tm) before reading this thread. That was slap nutz funny!!! Wooooooooooooooooo. Great job, Chatchka!!!!

by **nancyrose** on 17 May 2008 03:22

BIG HUGS to you, Chatchka! You pretty much snuck us into the building with you...most up-close and personal second-hand joy EVER!!

Thank you for sharing your night with us!

xo

by **conroy** on 17 May 2008 03:25

[quote="DirtyMartini"

Chatchka, 9:46 pm:

Sting so strong tonight
[/quote]

At first I thought she might have been talking about Sting's BO.

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 03:27

OK, seems that all is okay with E as well. As Chatchka said,

"Waotong for police ironically."

E and Rancid, this is a totally suck-ass way to end an evening, but I hope the rest of it went well. Greatly looking forward to hearing concert and flag reports from you both and the fams.

Thank you again, Chatchka, you incessant texting psychopath.

And of course, thank you, Stewart.

xoxo

by **Moeskido** on 17 May 2008 03:28

[quote="Lynne"]If I were your lovely wife I could pull it off, but I'm just not that funny.[/quote]

Funny can happen when you're not trying. That's all I'm sayin.'

[quote="Lynne"]Oranjeboom is a Belgian lager that has a delicate orange note on the first few sips. Good spring/summer beer. Sold in pint-size cans. If you're gonna drink a beer in a can, it's yummy.[/quote]

Belgian beers are inspiration for at least a third of the best, crazy stuff American breweries have done in the past ten years. I'll look for it. I ain't bashful about beer in cans if they have a pedigree that promises me more than pissy water. Thank you!

Also: This thread was better than a lot of actual live-blogs I've followed. Just sayin.'

by **Madgrad** on 17 May 2008 04:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This was AWESOME! Thanks for bringing it to us!

Sorry to hear about the fender benders, though. Hope neither are too serious!

Looking forward to "sober" reports tomorrow, but I really loved this one.

Don't think I agree about Stingo's hands, tho. Andy, yeah-- his hands really show his age.

Sounds like it was a great night.

by **D-A-O** on 17 May 2008 04:35

[quote="DirtyMartini"] handed beers that she described as being "as big as pitchers."
![/quote]

God bless America!!

by **Rancid Date** on 17 May 2008 04:47

Okay, Bry and I are just in from the concert!

Wooooooooohoooooooooooooo!

Sting was in GREAT voice tonight -- almost showing off!

Stewart is a madman in his yellow striped shirt -- VERY NICE.

The boys were smokin'. The concert was great. We screamed our lungs out.

I think Stewart pointed at the flag a few times. He was HOT HOT HOT!

Hole in my life -- at the end -- Stewart was on fire!

Please excuse the stream of consciousness...... after the concert, a Sting Fan rearended our car. I am still a little out of sorts. Luckily no one really hurt (my poor car), but I am going to have a very sore neck and back in the morning!

More Later! Goodnight all!

--Heather

by **Divemistress of the Dark** on 17 May 2008 04:48

Ha! What would *really* be funny is if it turned out she had been stone cold sober the entire time, only her IPhone (as IPhones do) had learned to interpret her typings in hilariously distorted ways...

Tho something tells me that is likely not the case. Glad to hear our girls had a great time. I'm sure the photos will be fabulous...

by **Rancid Date** on 17 May 2008 04:50

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]Ha! What would *really* be funny is if it turned out she had been stone cold sober the entire time, only her IPhone (as IPhones do) had learned to interpret her typings in hilariously distorted ways...

Tho something tells me that is likely not the case. Glad to hear our girls had a great time. I'm sure the photos will be fabulous...[/quote]

Actually, Chatchka wasn't drunk -- She didn't bring her glasses, and she couldn't see to text! :shock:

by **luddite lady** on 17 May 2008 04:50

Thanks for the post. I'm so sorry about the car and your injuries. Major suckage. Damn Sting fan! Rest up and fill us in on the great details of the show tomorrow.

by **Divemistress of the Dark** on 17 May 2008 04:52

WHAT?! You guys had a wreck and someone got hurt?!

Sorry if it was in the thread somewhere and I missed it, but I'll be crossing fingers that no injuries were serious!! :shock:

by **Rancid Date** on 17 May 2008 05:03

[quote="Divemistress of the Dark"]WHAT?! You guys had a wreck and someone got hurt?!

Sorry if it was in the thread somewhere and I missed it, but I'll be crossing fingers that no injuries were serious!! :shock:

[/quote]

Bry and I were at a stop light on the way out of the Arena area, and the Sting Fan behind us didn't stop. Smacked right into us. I was leaning forward at the time and got snapped backward. My neck and shoulders and back are already tight -- going to be sore. Bry is okay. The car is a little sad. Tailgate won't open anymore (we have a Subaru Baja-- it is a truck/car) and the bumper is dislodged. But Sting Fan got a careless driving citation.

Other than this -- the concert was great.

Someone also hit E's cousins car -- but no one was in it. She was waiting for a Police Officer at the same time I was.

Not a good night for the vehicles of Stewart's girls.

by **DirtyMartini** on 17 May 2008 05:57

Rancid, thanks for checking in. Chatchka mentioned that you and Bry and the occupants of Jen's car were all safe, but it's nice to hear from you directly. Thanks for the mini-report!

BTW, in defense of Chatchka's honor --

11:53 pm:
Reading tjread now
Camt stop cryng for laiughing
Not that drunk
Just xant fuckiong type
What is with the tiny buttons

12:46 am:
Ok
Just returned t
room and got glassas
Can't stop laughing
for frying
Def. Drunk now but a
Wasn't so much ealier
Just can't fuckign
type on this
Bastard

[Note to self: don't mention that the with-glasses results are just as hilarious as the without-glasses-in-the-dark results.]

12:48 am:

Continuing dentnce...
Bastard blackberry fucking non intuitnve technology
Glad you deciphered
Sting had old man hands
Took me a while to figure out what I wrote

12:49 am:

Hangover tomorrow with inlaws at lunch.
EVERYBIT WORTH IT
YOU FUCKING NUTTERS

12:52 am:

See the dif Just needed glasses and lighjt
Xant see shit in the dark withot glasses
Hazard of being old
But I did see boys first time around --
pay off baby

1:10 am:

Sleeping now
Luv ya
Takes a bad texting wman to rouse the moeskido
L to all
New shoes
C or s

[I'm going with "love to all" but "c or s"? Yeah, I got nothin'.]

[Chatchka, I love you. Thank you.]

Safe travels, everyone.

by **animal** on 17 May 2008 10:48

Thanks for the great on the scene txting & txt muling

Sorry to hear about the fender benders. Hope everyone is ok.

You guys Rock!!

STEWART COPELAND

Reports from the Front - Orlando, 16 May 2008

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