Reports from the Front - Orlando, 16 May 2008

Postby policerule on 17 May 2008 02:39

this thread is hilarious! i would bet that if you have dyslexia, you would be able to read her texts perfectly :D

awesome job girls!

wish i wasn't so late to the party...
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Postby Lynne on 17 May 2008 02:39

[quote="policerule"][quote="DirtyMartini"][quote="DirtyMartini"]Sting ma sold $man ahamds[/quote]

Oh my gong, I'm dying laughing from this one and still have no clue what it means.[/quote]


"STING HAS OLD MAN'S HANDS"


edit: just noticed that lynne has solved the mystery already![/quote]

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Postby Moeskido on 17 May 2008 02:51

[quote="Lynne"]But comprehensibility is subjective...[/quote]

Oh, for ghod's sake. Is there _anything_ on this forum that _isn't_ subjective?

I ain't asking for verifiable similitude. Make shit up in context, woman!! Pretend you're on "Mr. Show" or "Kids in the Hall"! Go for the funny!

P.S. Tell me more about that beer, please.
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Postby policefan on 17 May 2008 02:54

This is too funny.

Chatchka's texting reminds me of smudge's quote:

[If there is anyone out there over the age of 15 who can throb and text at the same time, I've yet to meet them]
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Postby DirtyMartini on 17 May 2008 02:55

BTW, I'm STILL trying to catch up reading this mo-fo, but I think Chatchka's "shit" was in reference to reality hitting in EBYT and that the twirly point came in during NTY. But the ladies on-site will have to confirm later.

I asked Chatchka if there was anything she wants to say directly to the gang, and she said,

10:51 pm:

Don't go to the bar nexrt door hoping for beer


Everyone please send big love Chatchka's way. She has just provided enormous amounts of entertainment and second-hand joy, even though this was her last show. I think she could use some sloppy kisses right about now.

THANK YOU oodles, Chatchka!

(And btw, fyi in case you don't know: that Moeskido dude is my husband.)



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Postby policefan on 17 May 2008 02:58

Thank you everyone!!

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Postby policerule on 17 May 2008 02:59

poor chatchka... sounds like she had an excellent send-off though. can't wait to talk to her tomorrow!

thanks for the relay posts everyone!

hi mo!
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Postby Moeskido on 17 May 2008 02:59

Chatchka, when you awaken and sober up, know this: you are to be commended and praised. Thank you for your tireless reportage and perhaps-unintentional comedy. Damn fine fun for a bunch of folks.

It's a rare moment when DM and I are *both* wheezing and helpless while laughing at the same thing. You're a peach.

I thank you.
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Postby Moeskido on 17 May 2008 03:02

[quote="policerule"]hi mo![/quote]

Howdy, young lady. You are also due great praise for how you broke Andy. Very effective.
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Postby Lynne on 17 May 2008 03:02

[quote="Moeskido"]I ain't asking for verifiable similitude. Make shit up in context, woman!! Pretend you're on "Mr. Show" or "Kids in the Hall"! Go for the funny!

P.S. Tell me more about that beer, please.[/quote]

If I were your lovely wife I could pull it off, but I'm just not that funny.

Oranjeboom is a Belgian lager that has a delicate orange note on the first few sips. Good spring/summer beer. Sold in pint-size cans. If you're gonna drink a beer in a can, it's yummy.
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Postby policerule on 17 May 2008 03:03

[quote="Moeskido"][quote="policerule"]hi mo![/quote]

Howdy, young lady. You are also due great praise for how you broke Andy. Very effective.[/quote]


why thank you... it was a love smackdown!

killed the little bugger... he'll never be the same :wink:
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Postby Lynne on 17 May 2008 03:04

Chatchka, you rock my world. Thank you!
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Postby visions on 17 May 2008 03:05

[quote="policerule"]this thread is hilarious! i would bet that if you have dyslexia, you would be able to read her texts perfectly :D

awesome job girls!

wish i wasn't so late to the party...[/quote]

nope doesn't help :lol:
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Postby luddite lady on 17 May 2008 03:11

Thanks so much for the great texting, Chatchka. You're amazing. I hope you'll remember enough of the show to have some great memories. If not, you managed to document a lot of it here in all its excited and tipsy glory.
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Postby DirtyMartini on 17 May 2008 03:20

Oy. Because into each life a little rain must fall:

Seems that both Rancid Date and E have gotten into minor fender benders on the way out of the arena. I just got word that Rancid and Bry are okay -- am waiting to hear about E, Lilrock, and Jen. But it sounds like the situation is minor. It blows hugely, but it sounds minor.

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